Re: God's benefit package -- Tim O'Rourke's

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Subject: Re: God's benefit package

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tim

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Date Posted: 08:23:28 08/16/11 Tue
In reply to: Tim 's message, "God's benefit package" on 10:41:56 09/20/10 Mon

thanks once again, my good friend, for your short and concise commentary on God's benefit package.

This is a good reminder to all of us that the benefits are only for those who will believe.

For God so loved the world that He gave...His only begotten Son that whosoever BELIEVES in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

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Ragu
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Date Posted: 17:11:37 08/16/11 Tue

The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth and the Heavens with a swipe of its sauce covered pasta paw. He created it all just for fun. Eat Pasta and join the collective that will advance to the next level upon death. If you believe it then you are included. Only the pasta eaters will be let in to the eternal pasta heaven where time stands still and you can eat pasta non-stop.

Unbelievers will rot in an old Tupper ware container in the back of a giant eternal refrigerator. Its punishment for not eating all your pasta.

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