| Subject: Re: For Mark - Forgetful Man |
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El
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Date Posted: 12/10/04 3:10pm
In reply to:
Anal Avenue
's message, "Re: For Mark - Forgetful Man" on 12/10/04 12:04am
What the fuck!! We all hate the handicapped, have done for years, get with it loser.
>you could have just said that in the start instead of
>all the attitude but its cool because now we know that
>mark hates the handicapped- which is an outrage!
>
>
>>Its my brother-in-law, you know, just in case that
>>wasn't got by anyone a few posts ago, he's an actor
>>'n' shit, he's going to be in Casualty, which is the
>>England version of ER but a bit less flashy, well, a
>>lot less flashy really. And he was also in the Pizza
>>Hut advert
>>
>>>yes
>>>
>>>
>>>>Look, I'm not saying that I'm the authority on
>>comedy.
>>>> But I am saying that I am the authority on comedy.
>>>>That being said, your joke was funny. Also, not
>>>>enough comedians explain their jokes anymore. It's
>>so
>>>>hard to really get a joke these days. Are you with
>>me
>>>>fellas?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>I am never doing stand up again.
>>>>>
>>>>>Although I thought of a good joke. I was talking
>to
>>>>>someone about how infrequently I get laid, and I
>>said
>>>>>something like "when I finally do pull my 'lucky'
>>>>>condom out of my wallet and open it, I'll notice it
>>>>>says 'proudly manufactured in the 13 colonies'".
>>>>>
>>>>>See, because like it's been a long time since there
>>>>>were 13 colonies, and so like that means it's been
>a
>>>>>long time since I got laid. So, yeah, hahahah.
>>>>>
>>>>>I don't think anyone but Sean would even attempt to
>>>>>like that joke.
>>>>>
>>>>>>speaking of hating the retarded, what's up with
>the
>>>>>>next stand up act?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>No, thanks for the ADVERT. The ADVERT is great.
>>I
>>>>>>>love that ad-VERT-is-mint.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I just don't like the fighting. Especially
>around
>>>>>>>Christmas. I try not to say insensitive things
>>>>>around
>>>>>>>this time of year.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Except that I hate handicapped people and the
>>>>>>retarded.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Hey you started it with all your moaning and
>>>>>>whingeing
>>>>>>>>"I want to see the Forgetful Man advert, why
>>can't
>>>>I
>>>>>>>>see the Forgetful Man advert, Eleanor, I'll do
>>>>>>>>anything if you get me the Forgetful Man advert,
>>>>can
>>>>>>>>you get me the Forgetful Man advert" and on and
>>on
>>>>>>and
>>>>>>>>on .....
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Fuck. Fuck this is getting DANGEROUS.
>EVERYONE
>>>>>>JUST
>>>>>>>>>STEP OFF.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Just mind your own business
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>The part where he said, "Eleanor's sisters
>>>>>husband
>>>>>>>>is
>>>>>>>>>>>the best sisters husband in the world."
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>what don't you understand fuckwit?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Huh? I tried so hard to get that but huh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Eleanor's sisters husband is the best
>>>sisters
>>>>>>>>>>>husband
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in the world.
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