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Date Posted: 11:27:51 06/13/02 Thu
Author: Dhul Fiqaar
Subject: Eh-eh-eh! Shhhhh!
In reply to: Moshe the Pork Dealer 's message, "Sausage! Bacon! Baby-back Ribs!" on 22:46:17 06/12/02 Wed

I am never eaten the flesh of the swine. It is haraam to all Muslims! It is unlawful!

Eh-eh...but always have I wished to taste the American delicacy, Barbecue Pork Rib. My friend, is it possible to leave some substantial amount of tangy BBQ pork rib at a place of prearrangement, eh, a drop site, and for one other such as myself to then retrieve this delicacy unobserved?

We must be careful! Spies are everywhere...the sands have ears. (Note of interest to foreigners: these sand-ears provide we people of the desert with the wax for our candles. Allah provides!)

Bismillahir Rahmanir Rahim
(In the name of Allah the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful)
Dhul Fiqaar

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I've never eaten swine flesh either, my swarthy friend. The Torah forbids it! However, -- Moshe the Pork Dealer, 12:46:07 06/13/02 Thu
- Aiee! $250.75 American dollars? -- Dhul Fiqaar, 14:03:08 06/13/02 Thu
  - Perhaps I can trade for your sister, but I will have to consult the Rebbe first. -- Moshe the Pork Dealer, 14:37:20 06/13/02 Thu
    - I cannot barter my sister, unfortunately. -- Dhul Fiqaar, 16:40:33 06/13/02 Thu
      - What if you let me have my way with your sister, then I send her to my son, the plastic surgeon? -- Moshe the Pork Dealer, 17:13:30 06/13/02 Thu
        Praise Allah, it is always difficult for me to speak to my sister. She has a powerful personality. -- Dhul Fiqaar, 17:21:57 06/14/02 Fri