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Re: Redneck and BQ haiku

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Robin

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Date Posted: 17:57:42 06/29/03 Sun
In reply to: Robin 's message, "Re: Redneck and BQ haiku" on 17:56:35 06/29/03 Sun

And my response:

Robin, a slave to
British pop culture, rattles
her gold chains, and dreams...

Pubs, great wine and cheese,
Changing Rooms, blackbirds--keep her
on this green island.

In contrast, Texas
offers the Bush family,
guns, chiggers, and heat.

To Robin, the heat
is the best part--except for
the low house prices.

A miniscule flat
in Surrey, or a ranch house
on half an acre?

Both available for
a thousand a month (but lawn
mowers cost extra).

Anyway, Robin
has cast the dice--she's headed
back to SAT.

Pray she remembers
to drive on the right, and how
to eat tamales.

Or, once again,
she'll hear the phrase: You ain't from
around here, are you?

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