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Date Posted: Mon, Apr 19 2004, 2:28:40
Author: Tilly
Subject: All your Cloud are belong to Sephiroth

Remember on the old board I posted that link to the Engrish FFVII hentai dj? There's a yaoi section, too. It's got this classic line:

". First story is: Sephiroth tells Cloud that Clud was created for Sephiroth five years ago, so Cloud is belong to Sephiroth."

HEEEE! This gave me my biggest funny for the night.

Ahh, here's another gem:

"Vincent Loved Lucretia so mush. One day, he raped her."

Riiight.

"Second Story
Cloud finds Vincent cleaning his gun. Cloud asks Vincent to teach him how to shoot gun. Vincent holds Cloud's body because he may be knocked down by the thrust of gun powder. Vincent completely forgets that he has put a special bullet, so both of them are smushed by the thrust. Vincent hold Cloud gently and asks him whether he is ok.

Third Story
Basically, the third part does not have much story, but this is the main part of this doujinshi! Cloud and Sephiroth are just playing deep and deep yaoi things on a bed. It is very deep yaoi."

It all sounds so...deep.

Best one so far:
"Cloud gives a materia to Sephiroth in order to proposes for marriage. Sephiroth negrects the propose because the material he got from Cloud was shit."

If there's one thing I hate...

There's billions more. Have fun!

~~T

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Replies:

linkage... -- Tilly, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 2:35:08
- Deary deary me. -- shadeshark, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 13:04:17
  - *snerk* You missed a title. -- shadeshark, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 13:05:53
    - I can't stop! -- shadeshark, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 13:34:15
      - Those made me laugh until I had tears in my eyes. -- Tilly, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 13:54:14
      - Re: I can't stop! -- shadeshark, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 17:00:45
        Where is the hen one? -- Tilly, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 17:12:26
        Completely OT for _just_ a moment, here... -- Rosie, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 19:37:03
        Aww, thanks ^_^ -- Tilly, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 23:18:16
        The nice Jenova hen? Not sure. Should have nabbed it. (NT) -- shadeshark saw it too!, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 19:44:05
        Excuse me as I choke... -- Heywood, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 17:59:45
        Re: I can't stop! -- Velox, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 20:31:58
        Okay, all together now: -- shadeshark, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 22:39:42
        More! -- Velox, Wed, Apr 21 2004, 2:35:59
        Bwahahaha! -- Catseye, Fri, Apr 23 2004, 19:40:11
        Oh no! Beam! -- The Sofa Of Death, Sat, Apr 24 2004, 18:54:24
        With these detailed summaries, we won't have to read the stories because we already know what happens! -- The Twonky, Sat, Apr 24 2004, 23:42:28
k (NT) -- x, Thu, Apr 22 2004, 1:29:10
Re: All your Cloud are belong to Sephiroth -- Tortie, Thu, Apr 22 2004, 23:06:18
- Re: All your Cloud are belong to Sephiroth -- Tilly, Thu, Apr 22 2004, 23:58:47
  - Re: All your Cloud are belong to Sephiroth -- Tortie, Fri, Apr 23 2004, 4:34:10
    - The fandom is *insane* -- Tilly, Fri, Apr 23 2004, 9:10:24
      - Re: The fandom is *insane* -- Chainsawmidget, Fri, Apr 23 2004, 19:06:53
        Re: The fandom is *insane* -- Heywood, Sat, Apr 24 2004, 19:58:17
        Re: The fandom is *insane* -- Tortie, Sat, Apr 24 2004, 20:44:10
      - Re: The fandom is *insane* -- The Bitter One, Sat, Apr 24 2004, 21:36:54
        Re: The fandom is *insane* -- Heywood, Sun, Apr 25 2004, 0:47:02
        Re: The fandom is *insane* -- Tortie, Sun, Apr 25 2004, 3:50:58