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• When Howard and Cher are standing next to each other, you can't tell them apart from behind (NT) -- No name, 23:29:07 11/21/24 Thu (3.146.55.210)
  • Then it's good for you that you're bisexual. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:38:45 11/22/24 Fri (173.73.30.237)

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• We know what you can “stomach.” It usually comes out of the penis of a man. No, you don’t spit. You swallow. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:16:22 11/19/24 Tue (173.73.30.237)

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• She was mocking you. She'd put you in an atrociously tasteless dress and show her little brother around to her friends. Then they'd make fun of you behind your back. That was a hoot! And she was really popular, too! - Happy that it's posted in the right place now, you little ingrate? Gawd almighty, you get your soiled panties in a twist over the smallest things (NT) -- Pappy Brown, 23:33:09 11/13/24 Wed (44.220.128.175)
  • Drunk again? I think so. You posted this swill on another thread. Now you're shitting it out here. Pappy. You never change. I hope you change your shorts where you're at now. I don't want you stinking things up for Mammy. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:10:29 11/14/24 Thu (173.73.30.237)
  • Any famous people where you're at, Pappy? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:11:21 11/14/24 Thu (173.73.30.237)
• Pappy, since you were always a big Kennedy hater, what do you think of your boy Trump putting RFK Jr. in his administration? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:59:34 11/14/24 Thu (173.73.30.237)

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• She was mocking you. She'd put you in an atrociously tasteless dress and show her little brother around to her friends. Then they'd make fun of you behind your back. That was a hoot! And she was really popular, too! (NT) -- Pappy Brown, 15:35:31 11/13/24 Wed (3.146.55.183)
  • Who are you talking to, Pappy? Are you drunk where you're at? I didn't know they had booze down there. Did you get drunk because your boy Trump won? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:01:08 11/13/24 Wed (173.73.30.237)

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• You fantasize about me doing the very things you wish you could do. It shows (NT) -- (and Artie didn't need any help stinking up the place, he could do that all on his own), 15:55:54 11/10/24 Sun (3.146.55.41)
  • You're just trying to hide your true feelings about Artie by lying about me. It's not a very good diversionary tactic. The smell you attribute to Artie is the shitty toilet paper that you had stuck to one of your shoes. It wasn't Artie's shit. It was yours. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:10:07 11/10/24 Sun (173.73.30.237)
    • Artie's gone from the show. Good riddance. Nobody misses him. Read the room... (NT) -- No name, 22:25:44 11/10/24 Sun (44.220.128.254)
      • You miss Artie more than a mosquito misses a fresh, blood filled ass to poke. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 08:49:37 11/11/24 Mon (52.206.146.126)

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• It's 5 am and you're climbin' the walls waiting for imaginary telephone calls... (NT) -- No name, 23:29:35 11/10/24 Sun (44.220.128.254)
  • I'm imagining you bent over a rusty, dripping pipe, taking it up the ass from some stoned club kid that you picked up at a rave. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 08:47:21 11/11/24 Mon (52.206.146.126)

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• Why don't you go ask Artie your insipidly stupid questions himself? He's not ever coming to this board again, so it would save you some time waiting for an answer (NT) -- No name, 15:56:08 11/07/24 Thu (44.220.129.127)
  • Why don't you attach your foul lips to Artie's sweet rectum, and wait for the goodies that will be coming your way. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:21:31 11/08/24 Fri (54.209.3.72)
    • You sound thirsty. Go piss in a cup and take a long drink. We'll wait... (NT) -- No name, 15:47:09 11/09/24 Sat (3.146.54.49)
      • What are you waiting for? Do you want me to dribble it out into your mouth? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:48:52 11/09/24 Sat (173.73.30.237)

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• (NT) -- Nobody wants to see your mangy camel, but they love to see me giving you two birds. Now go jerk yourself off into a coma, 22:49:02 10/21/24 Mon (3.146.54.73)
  • We both know that you rotate those two fingers between your rectum and your lips to taste your favorite snack. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:11:35 10/22/24 Tue (173.73.30.237)
    • You shovel your ass out by the handful and stuff your mouth like you're a turkey (NT) -- (I don't have that couch in the background anymore, but it's still not as ugly as you), 15:36:18 10/22/24 Tue (3.146.54.98)
      • You probably shit on the couch like the elephant in Babylon did when it was being pushed up a steep hill. Did you make a meal of it before you threw it out. Ugly? You've never seen me. I look better as a woman than you do as a man. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:26:05 10/22/24 Tue (173.73.30.237)
        • You're an ugly old drag queen. You've never proven otherwise (NT) -- No name, 22:10:55 10/22/24 Tue (44.220.129.62)
          • You're a a cock slobbing liar. You spend your life in glory holes looking for a daddy figure to suck because you grew up sucking your daddy's dick. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:11:56 10/23/24 Wed (173.73.30.237)
            • You're always projecting yourself. You sucked your Daddy's cock, and now you are obsessed with sucking mine (NT) -- No name, 15:51:04 10/23/24 Wed (44.220.129.124)
              • I'm not obsessed with anything you've got in your pants. Me and Pappy never made it. You wish that you could have gotten it on with him. You masturbated to all the stories I've told about him. His neanderthal, bullish ways turn you on like nothing else. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:59:32 10/23/24 Wed (173.73.30.237)
                • ^^Max is still projecting himself. Maybe someday it will be out a window (NT) -- No name, 15:39:36 10/24/24 Thu (3.146.54.97)
                  • I'll project a fart in your face, if you get close to me. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:13:39 10/24/24 Thu (173.73.30.237)
                    • Stick a hose in your ass and go sit in a closed garage. You won't even need a running car! (NT) -- No name, 22:01:55 10/24/24 Thu (3.146.54.240)
                      • I'll pass the hose to you. No locked garage. Just pure pleasure for you. Sniff away and enjoy it immensely. My ass smell is your nirvana. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:21:33 10/25/24 Fri (173.73.30.237)
                        • ^^Max's mouth looks like a goat's puffy asshole, as he so often reminds us after he admires it in a mirror all day (NT) -- No name, 16:22:31 11/07/24 Thu (44.220.129.127)
                          • You dream of going back in time so that you could take the place of Ned Beatty's asshole as it was being plowed by a hillbilly. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:17:13 11/08/24 Fri (173.73.30.237)

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• Just a reminder: When you close your eyes to sleep, you will see this: (NT) -- Suffer, bitch. I'm going to be in your brain, always, and you won't be able to forget me..., 23:27:45 11/05/24 Tue (44.220.129.168)
  • A reminder that you like to rotate your fingers between your asshole and your mouth. Okay. Whatever. I hope you enjoy the taste. Looks like your boy won tonight. I hope you enjoy yourself. I'm sure that you're all lubed up and ready to go, you t'aint. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:07:18 11/06/24 Wed (173.73.30.237)

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• Sure, if he can get past the squirrels and other little critters you've shoved up your ass. (NT) -- Q: How many squirrels can Max shove up his ass? A: One more than is already in there!, 15:50:16 11/04/24 Mon (3.146.54.248)
  • You were the lead squirrel. Greedy bitch. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:17:08 11/04/24 Mon (54.209.3.72)
    • Meh. That's about all I can or care to muster. To your credit, you are just too f'n tiresome to address (NT) -- No name, 23:36:02 11/04/24 Mon (44.220.129.62)
      • That’s your way of saying that you admit I’m right about you. That’s okay. I’ll take it. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:23:30 11/05/24 Tue (173.73.30.237)

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• Or he was straight-up racist (much like you. No wonder you like him. You KuKKoo birds tend to flock together) (NT) -- No name, 15:23:44 11/02/24 Sat (44.220.129.14)
  • I don't know what you're talking about. I'm certainly not racist. I don't believe Artie is racist either. I think his Indian interpretation is intended as a tribute to Indian culture. I don't see how you can see it any differently, unless you could be projecting your own racist attitudes onto Artie. You shouldn't blame Artie for the racist rot that may be in your own heart. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:07:57 11/02/24 Sat (173.73.30.237)

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• As you are the only one living in your own little fantasy land, that's actually an accurate statement you made. The real world, however, knows you are full of shit, and rightfully ignores you (and Artie as well) (NT) -- No name, 15:54:26 10/29/24 Tue (3.146.54.240)
  • You are entitled to be wrong. You do wrong so well. Go play with your anus then taste your fingers. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:30:17 10/29/24 Tue (173.73.30.237)
    • This board is an exclamation point on your otherwise sorry and nondescript life (NT) -- No name, 23:49:17 10/29/24 Tue (44.220.128.49)
      • Every time you look in a mirror you see a question mark. The answer to it is that you're a clueless t'aint. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:17:31 10/30/24 Wed (173.73.30.237)
        • That applies to you more than anybody else. That you bring it up shows that it's always on your own mind (NT) -- No name, 16:16:23 10/30/24 Wed (3.146.55.210)
          • It's on my mind when I read one of your clueless responses that you are clueless.. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:48:45 10/30/24 Wed (173.73.30.237)
            • ^^Max is the kind of idiot that would climb a glass wall to see what's on the other side (NT) -- No name, 23:12:28 10/31/24 Thu (44.220.129.168)
              • You are the kind of idiot who would wear a MAGA Cap to a Harris/Walz rally. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:17:59 11/01/24 Fri (173.73.30.237)
                • You inhale dicks voraciously, making loud slurping sounds (NT) -- No name, 16:18:51 11/01/24 Fri (3.146.55.182)
                  • Some imagination you have there, Sparky. Did you leave a big mess to clean up, after you beat off to that image in your head? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:47:17 11/01/24 Fri (173.73.30.237)

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• Yes, the police feel really safe around me, because I protect them from getting egged (or worse). Meanwhile, you'll be out turning tricks for doggie treats (Max: "Arf! Arf!") (NT) -- No name, 15:30:06 10/31/24 Thu (44.220.129.128)
  • The police need protection from you when you excrete substances from all of your body orifices, when they arrest you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 01:26:35 11/01/24 Fri (173.73.30.237)

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• Oh thank you so much for deigning to grace us with your presence, you most perfidious hypocrite. Glad you could take time away from your freak-off with small animals to whine about how unappreciated you are here. Did you run out of Artie's Baby Oil? waa waaa waaaa. If nobody else posts here, that's kinda on you. Except for your Shitter account, where else have you gone to try and bring more people here? Answer: You haven't, bc you want to be the center of attention, even in an empty theater of your own making... (NT) -- No name, 16:06:18 10/26/24 Sat (44.220.128.254)
  • You should be smothered in Artie's rectum. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:28:27 10/26/24 Sat (173.73.30.237)
  • I got views in the 7000 and 8000 range multiple times when I was on Twitter. The fact that it didn't translate to any traffic here is not my fault. I'm not responsible for this shit show of a board because I don't control it. You and the late Underground Turd never did anything to bring viewers here. I doubt that you're capable of it. Go back to rotating your middle fingers in your asshole and mouth. You're doing the thing that you're best at doing. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:44:49 10/27/24 Sun (173.73.30.237)
    • There's no traffic here because nobody visits discussion boards anymore. Everybody is into commenting on blogs (some I visit get 1000+ comments for each posting.) Then there is the Reddit and 4chan crowd. Some of those weirdos would enjoy doing a freak-off with your corpse. Hey, you'd actually be popular for a change! (NT) -- No name, 15:41:43 10/27/24 Sun (44.220.128.254)
      • You'd love for me to be a corpse, you ghoul. You'd rape my dead ass for pleasure, you sick bastard. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:12:32 10/27/24 Sun (173.73.30.237)
        • No, that would be the 4chan crowd. They'd have great fun toying with you, dead OR alive LOL (NT) -- No name, 21:35:12 10/27/24 Sun (44.220.128.47)
          • You're their sex toy. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 03:57:28 10/28/24 Mon (54.209.3.72)
      • I'm thinking about going back onto X, Instagram or some vehicle that has a lot of traffic. I'm also thinking about how to go about it to get more discussion going. I did it before. I want to get some funny shit going. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:16:08 10/27/24 Sun (173.73.30.237)
        • We've seen your "funny shit"; It doesn't even attract flies... (NT) -- No name, 21:59:33 10/27/24 Sun (44.220.128.47)
          • You do. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 03:54:30 10/28/24 Mon (54.209.3.72)

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• He'd get drunk if he ate Artie's liver (NT) -- No name, 16:13:34 10/18/24 Fri (3.146.55.211)
  • What would Artie use for a liver if Pappy Brown ate Artie’s liver? Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:50:21 10/18/24 Fri (173.73.30.237)
    • Artie wouldn't need his liver because he'd be dead. Seriously, how stupid are you? How are you even alive because you have no brain? (NT) -- No name, 22:24:13 10/19/24 Sat (44.220.128.231)
      • Says you. Why are you a shithead? You're a shithead because I opened up your skull to find it empty. I remedied that situation. I took a huge shit in your empty skull. Now, you're a shithead. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:23:22 10/20/24 Sun (173.73.30.237)

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• Artie is a Jehovah's Witness, he doesn't celebrate birthdays (NT) -- No name, 16:09:00 10/12/24 Sat (3.146.55.210)
  • You're kidding. I don't believe it. I believe he would lose his comedy chops. He wouldn't feel free to make fun of things freely. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:31:18 10/12/24 Sat (173.73.30.237)
    • For fuck's sake, he can still have fun as a JW. It's not like he's a Baptist... (NT) -- No name, 22:22:11 10/12/24 Sat (44.220.128.22)
      • Is there a difference? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:23:39 10/13/24 Sun (173.73.30.237)
        • Are you that fucking clueless about religious differences? Don't you know anything about Artie? Have I lied about any of it? (NT) -- No name, 22:03:45 10/13/24 Sun (44.220.129.34)
          • I'm sure that you've lied about all of it. I'm not a follower of different religions. It's not on my radar. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:12:39 10/14/24 Mon (173.73.30.237)

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• Artie's presence killed MADtv, so no... (NT) -- No name, 15:47:00 10/11/24 Fri (44.220.128.144)
  • You can't be serious. Artie's appearance in a pig costume was the pinnacle moment of greatness for that show. Artie Rules! (NT) -- T, 17:31:31 10/11/24 Fri (173.73.30.237)
    • SNL is still around. MADtv is not. Case closed... -- No name, 22:20:16 10/11/24 Fri (3.146.54.48)
      • That's not Artie's fault. It's the show's fault for letting him go. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:20:04 10/12/24 Sat (54.209.3.72)

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• It's noted that no one has asked about Sis Brown's hubby since the the storm ended. He's fine. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:33:42 10/11/24 Fri (173.73.30.237)

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• You gonna call the show when Kamala comes in? You can ask about her toes (since you won't ask about Robin's) (NT) -- It's one of your few chances to become famous on the show (but of course, you'd fuck it up like you always do), 22:50:06 10/07/24 Mon (3.146.55.140)
  • You'll lick Benjy's sack when she offers me a position in her cabinet. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:17:47 10/08/24 Tue (54.209.3.72)
    • And your position would be "bent over". The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth: "Hello? Kamal-...toe? Are you there?" (NT) -- And that's how your disasterous fucked-up call would have gone, 16:07:27 10/08/24 Tue (3.146.55.182)
      • When she finds out that you’re a degenerate perv, she’ll Sic the FBI on your ass. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:46:51 10/08/24 Tue (173.73.30.237)

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• Yeah, pretty sure he'll see you as the "alter"ed woman you are once he sees your taped down dick. But he won't say anything, he'll just back away slowly until he has a clear path of escape, then he'll run (NT) -- And I don't think you'd fool him even if he was blind-ass drunk, 16:04:33 10/05/24 Sat (44.220.128.98)
  • There you go again. Believing all the lies that TSFFR tells about me. You know he's a liar, yet you take his side like a fool. I stole his thunder when I proved myself to be Artie's greatest supporter on the original Underground. I took TSFFR down as a fake in the process. So, he spreads lies about me for revenge. The truth is that I'm all woman. My pussy will set Artie straight as a man forever. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:16:43 10/05/24 Sat (173.73.30.237)
    • The only one believing your lies is you. And we know that, even you, deep down, think your life is a lie (NT) -- No name, 15:37:35 10/06/24 Sun (44.220.129.113)
      • If I am lying, may my never breached by a penis, asshole, be struck from behind by your diseased cock to the point that I cry in pain. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:15:28 10/06/24 Sun (173.73.30.237)
        • You've always taken any dude's diseased cock up your ass and pretended he's me. From day one you've wanted me to assfuck you. It'll never happen, so keep living in your fantasy world. Maybe Karen Carpenter can sing a sad song about you... (NT) -- No name, 15:28:00 10/07/24 Mon (44.220.129.213)
          • You've revealed your fantasy with that remark. I can't blame you for wanting my sweet ass. However, it'll remain a fantasy for you. As for Karen Carpenter, it's too bad that I never met her. Maybe I could have convinced her to eat a sandwich and save her life. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:21:17 10/08/24 Tue (54.209.3.72)

• Well, isn’t that special? I think so. I wonder if Artie does, too. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 01:07:27 10/04/24 Fri (173.73.30.237)

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• The whole staff was happy that Artie left. It took months for his stench to fade away. However, we enjoyed the scavenger hunt for his hidden drug stashes (3 people got lucky.) The bonfire the office made of his studio chair was the high point of his good riddance party (a lot of drinking was done by all) (NT) -- No name, 15:38:51 09/26/24 Thu (44.220.129.32)
  • You wouldn't shit me, would you? I would think that Howard would step in and put an end to that behavior. After all, he did hire Artie and support him all those years. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:50:48 09/26/24 Thu (173.73.30.237)
    • Nope, this shit really happened. Howard would never admit to making a mistake hiring Artie (NT) -- Call the show and ask (and Artie's chair burned really good. We did it outside, of course. We weren't THAT drunk...), 21:24:22 09/26/24 Thu (3.146.54.227)
      • Was Artie's chair the same one as the Jackie chair? People used to refer to filling the Jackie chair back in the day. No one mentions it now. No one is in that spot now. Why didn't Howard replace Artie with someone else in that spot when Artie left? Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:17:30 09/27/24 Fri (173.73.30.237)
        • No, Jackie's chair disappeared into the staff offices (somebody's butt had a very comfy seat LOL) Not sure where it finally ended up (NT) -- Howard felt burned by Artie, he wasn't going to replace him and make that mistake again with someone else, 15:46:21 09/27/24 Fri (44.220.128.148)
          • Was he really burned by Artie? Artie contributed to the show for several years before his time there ended? Was Artie fired, or did he quit? Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:53:32 09/27/24 Fri (173.73.30.237)
            • You know how supporting actors in TV shows want huge pay raises because they think they're the big stars and then get quietly written out of the show? It's something like that... (NT) -- No name, 15:42:26 09/28/24 Sat (44.220.128.142)
              • I understand. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:07:47 09/28/24 Sat (173.73.30.237)

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• Call the show, hobbit. Howard's looking for a white Beetlejuice. You'd be the perfect blend of Beetlejuice and Daniel Carver. And you being a fag would be a bonus too; Howard could set you up with a fat, smelly sweaty dude (your type) (NT) -- And if you can do stupid stunts like they do on Jackass, you'll be a hit, 15:59:45 09/24/24 Tue (44.220.129.33)
  • Is that diatribe supposed to be a backhanded compliment? Proof that you're the queen of the reach around? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:03:25 09/24/24 Tue (173.73.30.237)

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• Yes, it's safer for you to troll here; You'd get eaten alive if you posted anywhere else (NT) -- No name, 16:35:44 09/16/24 Mon (3.146.55.213)
  • Me, troll? I don't know what you're talking about. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:41:39 09/16/24 Mon (173.73.30.237)

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• So she's a clumsy bitch. That's something to be proud of? (NT) -- Just waiting for your jealousy to rear it's ugly green head because you know that she can suck cock better than you, 15:40:18 09/11/24 Wed (44.220.128.68)
  • That’s your backhanded way of bragging because nobody sucks a cock better than you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:13:12 09/11/24 Wed (173.73.30.237)
    • You get backhanded all the time by your johns because you keep nicking them with your teeth (NT) -- You are so well known for doing that, that they call you the "woodchipper", 21:56:50 09/11/24 Wed (3.146.55.214)
      • You're considered the best manwhore of all time. You're known the world over for having the the most active ass pussy. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 03:21:00 09/12/24 Thu (173.73.30.237)
        • Yes, I'm well known, because I pimp out people like that. You cry because you want to work for me. It hurts you that I reject you and that you are missing out on a lot of fun (NT) -- You want me to pimp slap you hard. I won't, because I'd have to wash your greasy skin ooze off my hand. yuck!, 15:30:28 09/12/24 Thu (3.146.55.213)
          • Fentanyl has really fucked you up. That's the only way such a riculous fantasy that you spin can happen. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:29:19 09/12/24 Thu (173.73.30.237)

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• Says you. The t'aint who only knows shit because you eat shit. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:59:05 09/07/24 Sat (173.73.30.237)
  • John Waters himself said something like to top Pink Flamingos he would have to "have Artie Lange take a shit and then have Max Brown eat it". (NT) -- No name, 23:40:34 09/08/24 Sun (44.220.128.13)
    • He'll have to settle for you. Open up, and down the hatch. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:27:34 09/09/24 Mon (173.73.30.237)
      • ^^faux Artie fan shows himself up as the fraud he is, because he won't eat his supposed idol's feces, while a REAL fan would (NT) -- No name, 15:22:11 09/09/24 Mon (44.220.129.38)
        • You know what it's like to be a real fan. That's why you always have brown lips and a breath that rivals a toilet. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:31:56 09/09/24 Mon (173.73.30.237)
          • No, we couldn't stand his stench in the studio, so nobody would touch him (NT) -- You, on the other hand, would place a sugar cone under his ass and make yourself a heaping serving of soft-serve. But that's only when you aren't attached to his asshole like a remora, 22:50:10 09/09/24 Mon (44.220.129.37)
            • Liar. Liar. Balls On Fire. You craved Artie's ass every day that you were around him. You even locked yourself in the bathroom at least once a day to beat off. You couldn't go through a whole day being around Artie without relieving yourself. He had that much power over you. How did you stand it? For you, Artie was just so close, yet he was just so far. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:03:54 09/10/24 Tue (173.73.30.237)
              • ^^And yet all of the Artie fuck fantasies on this board come from the hobbit schmuck Max (NT) -- No name, 15:51:09 09/10/24 Tue (44.220.128.60)
                • Name one. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:15:10 09/10/24 Tue (173.73.30.237)

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• Alice liked Fred. I wonder if she loved Artie. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:34:02 09/05/24 Thu (54.209.3.72)

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• October 11, 1967. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:30:42 09/02/24 Mon (173.73.30.237)

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• You should congratulate me for this accomplishment. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:42:49 08/27/24 Tue (173.73.30.237)
  • ^^Congratulating yourself? That's quite an achievement for a potato with brain damage (NT) -- No name, 16:20:55 09/01/24 Sun (3.146.54.110)
    • That's exactly what you used to call your old boyfriend, TSFFR. "A potato with brain damage," indeed. Do you miss sucking his spud? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:19:16 09/01/24 Sun (173.73.30.237)
      • TSFFR has sucked your soul right out of you. He's still doing it to you after all these years (NT) -- You feel so empty that you try to fill yourself with sperm. How's that working for you?, 22:07:34 09/01/24 Sun (3.146.54.21)
        • You're never empty. You're a living condom. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:57:40 09/02/24 Mon (173.73.30.237)
          • You just described yourself perfectly LOL (NT) -- No name, 15:28:50 09/02/24 Mon (44.220.129.35)
            • I described you. You should own up to it. Your reward is another penis from a horny man. Your mission in life life is to take care of those things. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:41:19 09/02/24 Mon (173.73.30.237)
• Question: What's the difference between Max and a village idiot? (NT) -- Answer: Max doesn't have a village..., 23:39:31 09/01/24 Sun (3.146.54.21)
  • I have an idiot who calls himself Stern Show Insider. So, you're a janitor at the studio. I guess you can count yourself as an Insider if you get to clean Howard's toilet. Were you the one who had to clean the bathroom when Beetlejuice shit on the floor? Lucky you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:02:15 09/02/24 Mon (173.73.30.237)

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• Sure, Artie's crack-addicted babies would be such a boon to society /s (NT) -- Put in the effort and stalk Dana on your own, you drunk hobbit, 21:50:18 08/22/24 Thu (3.146.54.23)
  • That’s a cruel thing to say about children have never been born. You must hate children. I’m sure that they hate you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:27:48 08/23/24 Fri (173.73.30.237)
    • And you must love children; You're always touching them, and feeling their genitals to "make sure they're okay" (NT) -- The children, however, know you are creepy, and want you to stop giving them that unwanted attention, 15:30:14 08/23/24 Fri (3.146.54.146)
      • I deny those accusations. These lies come from you. A pedophile murderer. Do you have any room left in your crawlspace for more bodies? If not, where do you put the fresh bodies that you accumulate? How much money do you spend on lime in a year? How long does a shovel hold up under the pressure you put on one? Do you masturbate in front of the shrine that you've built to John Wayne Gacy? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:26:59 08/23/24 Fri (173.73.30.237)
        • Everything you said is true about you. Trying to shift your crimes onto others is not going to fool the cops. They know what you've been up to... (NT) -- No name, 21:54:19 08/23/24 Fri (3.146.55.183)
          • You keep spinning around in circles with the same lies about me. You're the one who has physical evidence that will eventually trap you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:05:32 08/24/24 Sat (173.73.30.237)
            • And, back to my original point. Isn't it tragic that Artie and Dana didn't make a go of it for the long run? Just think how great their lives could be if they were still together. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:54:18 08/24/24 Sat (54.209.3.72)
              • It still would have ended in steak knives... (NT) -- No name, 15:38:42 08/24/24 Sat (44.220.128.144)
                • For who? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:31:05 08/24/24 Sat (173.73.30.237)
                  • Heavens no. Not the lil' chillen? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:34:44 08/24/24 Sat (173.73.30.237)
                    • Only a sick fuck like you would go there... (NT) -- No name, 21:34:22 08/24/24 Sat (44.220.128.201)
                      • I don't know what you mean. I'm giving you a logical response to what you said. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:52:02 08/25/24 Sun (173.73.30.237)
                        • Considering how many children you've murdered, yes, that would seem logical to you. For you, it's so commonplace, it's just another day ending in 'y' (NT) -- No name, 15:50:25 08/25/24 Sun (3.146.54.175)
                          • If what you’re saying is true, why haven’t I been arrested and convicted of murder. That’s a logical question. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:01:28 08/25/24 Sun (173.73.30.237)
                            • You've always loved taunting the police, but, one of these days you're going to slip up... (NT) -- No name, 21:54:29 08/26/24 Mon (3.146.55.182)
                              • You give me a lot of credit for being clever, which I absolutely deserve. However, I am simply innocent. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:05:35 08/27/24 Tue (173.73.30.237)

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• Then YOU still have time to die. Can't guarantee that Howard will make a comment about you on the show, but hey, there's always the chance (you should take it) (NT) -- No name, 15:32:36 08/19/24 Mon (3.146.54.97)
  • I'll wait. You go ahead. I think it's your moment. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:08:44 08/19/24 Mon (173.73.30.237)
    • No, you should go die now. You haven't called in about Robin's toes, so you really don't have anything to live for (unlike us in the know) (NT) -- Go ahead, Max, scoot! shoo! Go away now...!, 16:48:47 08/20/24 Tue (44.220.128.61)
      • You never got the chance to sniff Artie's rump. Cry. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:58:37 08/20/24 Tue (173.73.30.237)
        • I'll take Robin's toes over Artie's rump any day (NT) -- No name, 15:19:57 08/21/24 Wed (3.146.54.99)
          • I don't believe you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:34:41 08/21/24 Wed (54.209.3.72)

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• Kamala is the one giving blow and hand jobs. That makes you jealous, even though she's second to you (NT) -- No name, 15:24:50 08/19/24 Mon (3.146.54.97)
  • You're the queen of rimming rhoids. I hope that you're proud of that honor. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:07:16 08/19/24 Mon (173.73.30.237)

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• @BOBBY@ ain't coming back, especially after you tried to fuck him over (NT) -- No name, 15:25:17 08/18/24 Sun (44.220.128.61)
  • That old lie again. Not one bit of proof. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:50:28 08/18/24 Sun (173.73.30.237)

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• that woke shitshow won't last 5 episodes (NT) -- No name, 15:57:43 08/17/24 Sat (44.220.129.35)
  • I haven’t seen it yet. Maybe Andy can rest safely in his grave. No one will steal his thunder from Matlock. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:40:38 08/17/24 Sat (173.73.30.237)

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• Lotsa dead people still vote, thanks to the Dem cheat machine, so Elvis will be voting for Kamalatoe & Timmy Tampon (NT) -- No name, 22:09:03 08/15/24 Thu (44.220.128.99)
  • Good 'ol Elvis. Still delivering a command performance, even from the grave. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:26:57 08/16/24 Fri (173.73.30.237)

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• ^^You can't miss him. Max is the one dressed as a 4 foot piece of dung. (NT) -- No name, 16:23:47 08/13/24 Tue (3.146.54.113)
  • You're the one dressed as a toilet waiting for people to shit on you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:17:53 08/14/24 Wed (173.73.30.237)
    • ^^Max can often be found hanging out in punch bowls. Nobody drinks from them after discovering him there (NT) -- No name, 22:46:55 08/14/24 Wed (44.220.128.98)
      • Your favorite thing about being a toilet is when somebody uses a plunger to push through the big turds that stop you up. The pressure of the water being pushed through the shit hole is the same thing as being fucked in the ass to you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:40:07 08/15/24 Thu (54.209.3.72)
        • ^^Max the hobbit, describing his own experiences again, and desperately trying to apply them to others in a lame attempt to deflect from his own shame (NT) -- No name, 15:34:38 08/15/24 Thu (44.220.129.32)
          • In other words, you're saying I know you are, but what am I? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:44:10 08/15/24 Thu (54.209.3.72)
• ^^Max's idea of a "three piece suit" is a dinner jacket, tie, and assless chaps (so his chaps can easily get in) (NT) -- No name, 15:27:37 08/14/24 Wed (3.146.54.184)
  • Your chaps get in with or without lube. You don't care, just as long as they get in. Your rump is always ready for a ride. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:25:37 08/14/24 Wed (173.73.30.237)

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• ^^Max the mincing hobbit has a hard-on for SSI (NT) -- Suck on your unrequited lust, Max hahahahahhahahahha!, 21:55:34 08/09/24 Fri (3.146.54.171)
  • You sucked on your Grandmammy 's tit until she died. You weren't trying to get milk out of her empty juice bags. You just loved the texture of her wrinkled jugs between your lips. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 03:56:45 08/10/24 Sat (174.196.128.243)
    • ^^Max the mincing hobbit enjoys revealing details of his own life to us, though he is trying not to be a braggart about it by giving the credit to others (NT) -- Now be amazed at his next & newest disgusting revelation about himself, 15:23:21 08/10/24 Sat (44.220.128.1)
      • The "next & newest revelation about" myself is that I had sex with your Mammy. Your Mammy told me that I'm a better lay than you ever were with her. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:38:02 08/10/24 Sat (54.209.3.72)
        • So you fucked your own mother. Not a surprising admittance from you. Was she passed out drunk at the time, or did she try to swat you away and you thought it was foreplay? (NT) -- (either way, sounds like you were quite the rapist hobbit), 22:24:28 08/10/24 Sat (3.146.55.182)
          • Can't you read English, you Grandmammy tit chomping t'aint? The word I used was "your." How do you transpose it to me? Beetlejuice is smarter than you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:12:20 08/11/24 Sun (174.216.176.130)
            • You are constantly confusing me with you, and your incessant talking to yourself certainly doesn't help your case (NT) -- Beetlejuice would stick his dick in you given the chance; He's always wanted to fuck a hobbit, 21:53:26 08/11/24 Sun (44.220.128.6)
              • How do you know what Beetlejuice would do? Do you consider yourself to be his Butt Buddy? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:56:00 08/12/24 Mon (174.216.176.130)
                • There's much more that happens behind the scenes than makes it on the air (in fact, some of it is better than the show) (NT) -- And Beetlejuice was quite explicit about what he wants to fuck. So, hobbit, are you blonde, or have a big blonde wig? Then Beetlejuice wants you LOL, 15:49:02 08/12/24 Mon (3.146.55.33)
                  • T'aint. My answer to you, and Beetlejuice, is that I am a brunette. I've said so many times before on this board. Now, go jack off to that enticing info. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:17:05 08/12/24 Mon (174.216.176.130)

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• Pappy always talked shit about me when he was alive. Now that he's dead, he's become shit. His corpse really stank up the coroner's office until they could get it underground. Flies still swarm around his grave in hot weather. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 03:52:18 08/10/24 Sat (174.196.128.243)
• Your "failure son," Pappy? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:52:24 08/11/24 Sun (174.216.179.31)
  • You were living in denial about me on both counts, Pappy. It's obvious that you took your misconceptions with you to your grave. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:54:40 08/11/24 Sun (174.216.179.31)

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• And you are also trans, so no surprise there, hobbit... (NT) -- No name, 15:46:37 08/07/24 Wed (44.220.129.111)
  • What makes you think that I'm trans, t'aint? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:05:52 08/07/24 Wed (174.216.178.115)
    • You are so schizo that not even you know what you are, hobbit (NT) -- No name, 21:55:21 08/08/24 Thu (44.220.128.161)
      • I know what you are. You're a low hanging nutsack on a braying ass. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:15:38 08/09/24 Fri (174.196.132.195)

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• I'm sure that killing the original Underground was the greatest regret of Perry's life. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 08:50:31 08/07/24 Wed (70.110.23.205)

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• u r sad bcuz u couldnt catch his dick down ur throat or ass as he came down (NT) -- No name, 15:56:22 08/06/24 Tue (3.146.54.174)
  • That's because you got there first. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:16:50 08/06/24 Tue (70.110.23.205)

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• RICKLES! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:29:07 07/30/24 Tue (70.110.23.205)
  • YES! I admit it. I've had a COUPLE of Millers. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:04:13 07/30/24 Tue (70.110.23.205)
    • ^^ Attention seeking pervert. Who cares where you like to put your wanger, what you like to put in your mouth, and if you like to have a man's cock in your rear? (NT) -- No name, 23:06:33 08/03/24 Sat (3.146.54.185)
      • Be specific when you make that allegation about me. Admit to being the person who I am concerned with doing those things to me. I don't want your attention in that way. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:46:13 08/04/24 Sun (70.110.23.205)

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• He would have hurt his eyes trying to read your lame shit. Plus it would have taken his valuable time to reply to you, time he was happily devoting to snorting blow from hookers' navels (NT) -- And, what exactly do you have to offer him, hobbit?, 23:24:36 07/20/24 Sat (3.146.55.123)
  • That's rich of you calling me a "hobbit," when you are a lowly newt, wishing that you could be me. You're slandering Artie because he rejected all your advances. You're probably the one who put the knife in his back, and got him kicked off the show. Artie is still with us, stronger than ever. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:44:29 07/21/24 Sun (70.110.23.205)
    • You're a jealous fag, thinking I made any advances on Artie. Wow, that's more than you have ever done ...hobbit. (NT) -- No name, 22:05:32 07/21/24 Sun (44.220.128.110)
      • And you failed. So it makes you a sad clown. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:45:51 07/22/24 Mon (70.110.23.205)
        • Keep waving your princess wand and making wishes that it were true, you fairy hobbit (NT) -- No name, 22:13:49 07/25/24 Thu (3.146.54.143)
          • If I wave my “princess wand” over you, you will still be a turd. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:44:54 07/26/24 Fri (70.110.23.205)
            • You could wave your princess wand in your own face, and you'd still be a hobbit... -- No name, 21:35:21 07/26/24 Fri (44.220.128.164)
              • I would rather be a hobbit than a turd. Turd. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:22:48 07/27/24 Sat (70.110.23.205)
                • You can be a hobbit turd. That'd be a step up for you, hobbit (NT) -- No name, 22:16:38 07/27/24 Sat (44.220.129.210)
                  • If I step on a dog turd, it will be you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 08:25:10 07/28/24 Sun (70.110.23.205)
                    • You are always stepping on dog turds anyway, hobbit, so nobody takes you seriously when you say stupid shit like that (NT) -- No name, 21:40:48 07/28/24 Sun (3.146.54.22)
                      • You say "ouch" when I step on you. I guess that makes you "stupid shit" for lying on the ground. Turd. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:13:54 07/29/24 Mon (70.110.23.205)
                        • ^^hobbit hears imaginary voices in his head when he steps on dog turds. hobbit also thinks they bark at him behind his back (NT) -- No name, 15:24:32 07/29/24 Mon (44.220.128.6)
                          • You should shut up because turds don't talk. Do what you do best. Stink and draw flies. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:51:44 07/29/24 Mon (70.110.23.205)
                            • ^^hobbit thinks he's turd whisperer (NT) -- No name, 21:31:36 07/29/24 Mon (3.146.54.170)
                              • I whisper "PU" when I get a whiff of you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:09:09 07/30/24 Tue (70.110.23.205)
                                • ^^hobbit is actually getting a whiff of himself (NT) -- No name, 15:21:57 07/30/24 Tue (3.146.55.121)
                                  • I smell good. What's your excuse, Stinky? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:30:56 07/30/24 Tue (70.110.23.205)
                                    • ^^hobbit likes the smell of shit & he thinks his smells good (NT) -- No name, 22:08:24 07/30/24 Tue (44.220.128.201)
                                      • My shit smells better than your shit. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:05:09 07/31/24 Wed (174.196.132.111)
                                        • ^^dumbshit hobbit just agreed with everything said about him !!! LOL (NT) -- I win. ;-), 15:32:51 07/31/24 Wed (44.220.129.212)
                                          • Your prize is a steaming pile of dogshit. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:35:05 07/31/24 Wed (54.209.3.72)
                                            • ^^The hobbit thinks he's a prize (NT) -- No name, 21:40:52 07/31/24 Wed (3.146.55.33)
                                              • You would think that I'm a prize if I had a penis instead of a vagina. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:48:37 08/01/24 Thu (70.110.23.205)
                                                • ^^hobbit thinks his anus is a vagina. And broomhandle storage (NT) -- No name, 21:45:12 08/01/24 Thu (44.220.128.159)
                                                  • Oh, if only Artie would fuck YOU in the ass. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:14:37 08/02/24 Fri (54.209.3.72)

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• So, hobbit, you gonna eat the same diet so you can turn orange, too? Your johns should love the novelty of that, being blown by an Oompaloompa instead of your normal hobbit self (NT) -- No name, 15:39:49 07/31/24 Wed (44.220.129.212)
  • You turned blue after you blew a man on The North Pole. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:07:34 07/31/24 Wed (70.110.23.205)
    • ^^hobbit holds his breath until he turns blue then pretends to be a Smurf (NT) -- No name, 21:43:12 07/31/24 Wed (3.146.55.33)
    • You never pretend when you blow a man. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:51:09 08/01/24 Thu (70.110.23.205)

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• Wow, you're worked up. Your blood pressure is about 230/170. Cum's got a lot of salt in it, hobbit! Cut back! The life you save may be your own! (NT) -- No name, 16:34:05 07/31/24 Wed (44.220.129.212)
  • You love that taste, don't you, you salty sailor? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:04:41 07/31/24 Wed (70.110.23.205)
    • ^^hobbit Max gets his salty semen from salty seamen. He's a certified naughty nautical nutcase (NT) -- No name, 21:46:39 07/31/24 Wed (3.146.55.33)
      • Your boyfriends say that you're better at assplay than you are at wordplay. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:43:33 08/01/24 Thu (70.110.23.205)

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• It would be nice if he could interview Bingo Gazingo again, but he's dead... (NT) -- No name, 15:55:23 07/29/24 Mon (44.220.128.6)
  • A lot of people he interviewed are dead. Richard Simmons is the latest casualty. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:50:10 07/29/24 Mon (70.110.23.205)

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• Can he do BJ's? If so, he's in! We're always needing Talent! (NT) -- VP Kamala Harris, 22:14:06 07/27/24 Sat (44.220.129.210)
  • Why are you asking me that question? Ask Artie. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 08:26:49 07/28/24 Sun (70.110.23.205)

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• You'll put your finger on any butthole you can touch (NT) -- And when no others are available, your own butthole obliges, 16:31:49 07/25/24 Thu (44.220.128.156)
  • I'd never touch your butthole. I could never stoop that low. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:31:43 07/25/24 Thu (70.110.23.205)
    • No, and you'll never touch it, you'll just have to make do with your neighbor's dog (NT) -- Give it some tongue action while you're at it. You're into that..., 21:55:14 07/25/24 Thu (3.146.54.193)
      • It’s probably less diseased than you are. You’re a literal manual of sexual diseases. -- No name, 02:53:08 07/26/24 Fri (70.110.23.205)
        • You blow Manuel. And also his dog... (NT) -- No name, 21:31:48 07/26/24 Fri (44.220.128.164)
          • You're the one covered on dog hair. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:25:44 07/27/24 Sat (70.110.23.205)

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• What? Did you have a stroke? I didn't think it was possible to have one after you've died. You didn't hallucinate that badly when you were alive? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:21:31 07/27/24 Sat (70.110.23.205)

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• Nobody has a comment on the Presidential sweepstakes? You're as lame as I always thought you were in the intellectual department. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:50:12 07/22/24 Mon (70.110.23.205)
• It's a wonder you aren't already the Vice President, like Kamala, for all the blowjobs you've given. Maybe because you aren't blowing the rich & powerful and are too happy doing guttercock (NT) -- No name, 22:03:42 07/25/24 Thu (3.146.54.193)
  • In your mind, you’re the Emperor of the Universe when you blow 20 men at a time without a break. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:48:42 07/26/24 Fri (70.110.23.205)

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• This type of thread is what I'd like to call my family friendly post. It's so wholesome. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:07:54 07/22/24 Mon (70.110.23.205)

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• You ate the worms out of his ass, you putrid imposter. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 09:24:24 07/18/24 Thu (54.209.3.72)
  • pffft! You filthy liar. It was you that posted, you just forgot to add your message icon (NT) -- No name, 21:43:54 07/19/24 Fri (44.220.128.200)
    • Liar. You eat ass worms. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:17:02 07/20/24 Sat (70.110.23.205)
• I'm sure that you're attracted to Ass Napkin Ed. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:45:58 07/18/24 Thu (70.110.23.205)

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• Oh god something else you suck at - civics. Shut up and let the non-bitter non-failures resolve things -- — Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann), 22:28:44 07/12/24 Fri (44.220.128.129)
  • You suck at retorts when you have to use somebody else's words to make your feeble point. You're obviously a Trumper. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:19:47 07/13/24 Sat (70.110.23.205)
    • You wanted to troll X/Twitter, so go troll Keith. Should be easy for you (NT) -- No name, 15:19:54 07/13/24 Sat (44.220.129.156)
      • I'll troll him and say it was all your idea. Yes, pretty easy. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:32:01 07/13/24 Sat (70.110.23.205)
  • By the bi, I was excellent in "civics." My grades were so good in that area that I was invited into Pi Gamma Mu when I was in college. Of course, I joined. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 09:15:25 07/13/24 Sat (54.209.3.72)
    • No, you were invited into Pig Inna Mumu, which you resembled so well (NT) -- No name, 15:22:38 07/13/24 Sat (44.220.129.156)
      • You were known as "T'aint Trapped In a Thong." It was so you. And so was the bad smell coming from that region. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:35:43 07/13/24 Sat (70.110.23.205)
        • You've been huffing fumes from garbage fires again... (NT) -- No name, 23:38:36 07/15/24 Mon (44.220.129.168)
          • You've been huffing penises on AIDS wards again. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:46:32 07/16/24 Tue (70.110.23.205)
          • You offer nothing on this message board. I don't know why you don't shut it down. I'm the only one trying to make conversation here. At least the late lump of shit that started this board would engage in regular conversations daily. All I get from you are underwhelming quips every now and then. Really. This board should be given it's last rites and buried. If I had the the password, I'd use it to kill this board. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:59:35 07/16/24 Tue (70.110.23.205)
            • Kill yourself. It would be quicker, easier, and more satisfying to you. -- No name, 15:48:54 07/16/24 Tue (44.220.129.169)
              • I'll never give you the satisfaction, you fucking piece of shit. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:44:14 07/16/24 Tue (70.110.23.205)
                • oh noz, i'd be sooooo SAD that u r dead :,-( :,-( :,-( -- No name, 21:48:47 07/16/24 Tue (3.146.55.32)
                  • You'd be "sooooo SAD" if you ever bent over and no one shoved a cock up your rectum. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:18:10 07/17/24 Wed (70.110.23.205)
            • So, complain to VoyForums to close the board down. You've done it before (NT) -- And if you want to "make conversation", call the show and ask about Robin's toes. Then we'll talk..., 21:31:18 07/17/24 Wed (3.146.55.125)
              • They won't do shit. You ask Robin about her toes since you care about them so much. She'll probably slap you for being the perv that you are. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:36:48 07/18/24 Thu (70.110.23.205)
                • Oh, we all know about Robin's toes here in the studio. But nobody is going to tell you unless you call the show (NT) -- You trying to make it into something disgusting, well, that's you (and not unexpected), 15:36:56 07/18/24 Thu (3.146.55.184)
                  • I've never given a thought about Robin's toes. Obviously, you can't say the same thing. You probably have fantasies of her shoving them up your ass. You'd lick your own shit off her toes. What are the odds that she has a restraining order out against you? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:42:34 07/18/24 Thu (54.209.3.72)

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• You don't have the chops to be a troll; Trollshit, maybe, but not a troll -- Almost forgot about ol' Chuck! That's the man who was filmed urinating in some poor girl's face and yelling at her!, 16:51:10 07/09/24 Tue (3.146.54.114)
  • I can out troll you on any bridge in the world. However, I could never out whore you in any glory whole on this same planet. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:01:46 07/09/24 Tue (174.216.180.78)

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• SSI has sex with the Trumpy Bear that he stole from a MAGA Magot in a glory hole. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 09:23:05 07/06/24 Sat (54.209.3.72)
• Who agrees with me, and thinks that Kamala will kick Trump's ass? Who agrees with me, and thinks she'll do a great job as President? A two term President? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:17:49 07/07/24 Sun (174.196.132.27)
  • I'll reiterate and restate my last comment. A Two Term President! A Great Two Term President! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:34:18 07/07/24 Sun (70.110.23.205)
    • I'm sure that Pappy Brown would enjoy this presidential predicament if he were still alive to witness it. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:56:30 07/07/24 Sun (174.216.177.226)

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• You having a bowel movement after being fucked in the ass does not equate to giving birth (even if it loosens up the 10 pounds of fecal matter that bloated you up) (NT) -- No name, 15:31:33 07/01/24 Mon (44.220.128.228)
  • You evaded my question because the thought of me having Artie's child bothers you. It would be a happy moment that you would hate because you are full of bile. You immediately responded with a remark about feces because that's how you view life. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:42:58 07/01/24 Mon (174.196.130.63)
    • It's a "question" even Artie would evade, because it's sooo stupid. (NT) -- Too bad you haven't got Artie's opinion on your asspipe baby dream that you volunteered him into, 22:17:55 07/01/24 Mon (3.146.55.121)
      • Instead, I got your "asswipe" opinion. It's as worthless as you are. I'm guessing that Artie would be flattered that I want to have his child. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:46:27 07/02/24 Tue (174.196.133.158)
        • Then ask him for real, fool, stop embarrassing the man with your "guessing" (NT) -- No name, 15:18:16 07/02/24 Tue (44.220.128.205)
          • Don't be a t'aint. You damned well know I'll ask him if I ever meet him. I'm sure that he'll love it as much as I will. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:25:00 07/02/24 Tue (174.196.130.187)
            • Oh, that's right, he has a restraining order against you, so you'll never need to meet him (but you never intended to anyway) (NT) -- No name, 22:00:28 07/02/24 Tue (44.220.128.226)
              • I've never seen the alleged restraining order against me that has been talked about for two decades. I'll take it seriously when it is put in my hands. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:13:49 07/03/24 Wed (70.110.23.205)

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• ^^fyi Max's last name is Brown, so you know he's really talking about himself (NT) -- No name, 22:11:54 06/29/24 Sat (3.146.55.127)
  • A minor coincidence. I stated that I was talking about you specifically. Anyone who knows you, knows that I'm telling the truth about you, 'Ol Brown Tongue. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:50:59 06/30/24 Sun (70.110.23.205)

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• ^^Anyone who comes remotely close to being nice to Max ends up being constantly harrassed for drug money and crash space (NT) -- No name, 22:59:36 06/28/24 Fri (3.146.55.4)
  • Anyone who's nice to you ends up with an STD. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:12:49 06/29/24 Sat (70.110.23.205)

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• Weren't both of these guys masterful in their respective presentations last night? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:19:30 06/28/24 Fri (54.209.3.72)

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• I was even more shocked by what I saw than I look like in your childish scribble. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:21:51 06/27/24 Thu (70.110.23.205)

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• The Whole Truth is back from his own "vacay", having been trapped in a bathroom stall these past few days. But he was in no danger, being fed through his glory holes. Max even made some money from tips! (NT) -- No name, 22:32:08 06/18/24 Tue (44.220.128.48)
  • SSI was feeling athletic, so he bent over and let a group of gay athletes take turns pummeling his ass with their cocks. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:31:43 06/19/24 Wed (70.110.23.205)
    • His neighbors heard a repeated refrain of "Artie Rules!" from outside his door. Loudly, as if it were being pumped out of him. Or in him. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 09:17:06 06/20/24 Thu (54.209.3.72)
      • Later they heard a whimper in his voice saying weakly, "Whole Truth Rules My Stools!" I know I do. Get some rest before your gay athlete friends come back for seconds. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:46:52 06/20/24 Thu (54.209.3.72)
        • Betcha almost broke your wrists jerking off to those fantasies, didn'tcha Max? At the least you rubbed all the skin off your palms. But you still thought it was worth it (NT) -- No name, 21:43:59 06/20/24 Thu (3.146.54.52)
          • I'm just fine. I have many different kinds of dildos and sex toys. All kinds of lube. I'm never at a loss for a party. Neither are you. Just hang your sign outside of your glory hole, and go to town. Your men will love it. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:17:01 06/21/24 Fri (54.209.3.72)
            • You poor, lonely man. All you have to keep you company is a box of dirty plastic kitchen utensils. Except when you let strangers into your home to buttfuck your brains out. And then you get excited at the shiny loose change they leave on your nightstand... (NT) -- No name, 15:45:28 06/23/24 Sun (3.146.55.223)
              • The animals in your area make frightened sounds as they run every time you step outside your door. They've witnessed you rape, kill and eat their kin many times. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:57:12 06/23/24 Sun (70.110.23.205)
                • The children in your area make frightened sounds as they run every time you step outside your door. They've witnessed you rape, kill, and eat their friends many times. (NT) -- No name, 16:32:24 06/23/24 Sun (3.146.55.223)
                  • Pee Wee Herman is dead. Are you trying to steal his act? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:43:37 06/23/24 Sun (70.110.23.205)
                    • The neighborhood kids call you PeePee Her-man, because you like to flash them your manjunk by lifting your frilly tutu (NT) -- No name, 21:42:36 06/23/24 Sun (3.146.55.228)
                      • The neighborhood kids call you John Wayne Gacy because you bury them in your basement, while wearing your shit and cum covered clown suit. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:05:26 06/24/24 Mon (70.110.23.205)
                        • You really had to reach up your ass to pull out such a lame comment. But that's all we ever get from you anyway, lame shit. And you wear it with Pride! (NT) -- No name, 15:28:12 06/24/24 Mon (44.220.128.235)
                          • It’s not lame if it’s true. And it’s true. Speaking of Pride. Congratulations to you on your month. Well, our month. I’m a confirmed lipstick lesbian. You. You’re a a toilet troll at your local gas station glory hole. Happy Pride month to you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:02:30 06/24/24 Mon (70.110.23.205)
                            • puh-leez, you're a chronic pathological liar. And obsessive, too. Stalk me some more, you tranny fag hag! LOL (NT) -- No name, 21:56:24 06/24/24 Mon (3.146.55.171)
                              • I wouldn't stalk you if you paid me. The only stalking you get happens when you have one of your boys stuff a corn stalk up your ass. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:07:33 06/25/24 Tue (70.110.23.205)
                                • ^^If you wonder why Max spouts his crazy shit, it was because he was kicked in the head by a chicken when he was young -- No name, 15:47:23 06/25/24 Tue (44.220.128.130)
                                  • That chicken paid for that shit. I barbecued the bitch, and ate every bit of it. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:41:26 06/25/24 Tue (70.110.23.205)

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• You realize that you've been dead since 2006, don't you, Pappy? You should have some comment on your current surroundings and the people around you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:41:47 06/23/24 Sun (70.110.23.205)
• You must be out of the loop when it comes to things here on earth. We had a black President for eight years, and not one racist comment about it from you. You were dead before he ran for President. See what you've missed? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:45:49 06/24/24 Mon (70.110.23.205)
• No comments, Pappy? You were pretty vocal when you were alive. It seems that you wouldn’t let a little thing like a fatal heart attack stop you from haunting your favorite daughter. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:05:38 06/24/24 Mon (70.110.23.205)

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• I remember that story. It was the night you wanted to get a job at White Castle just so you could get the uniform and then quit. Then, when you balked, you decided to settle for stealing the lid to the trash can in the parking lot. I never took you out to eat there again, because you turned it into some weird anal shit. What is WRONG with you? (NT) -- Pappy Brown, 16:35:49 06/21/24 Fri (44.220.129.145)
  • What is WRONG with me is you. Another thing that is WRONG with me is Mammy Brown. You two literal rotting corpses HAD the parenting skills of a bottom feeding animal. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:25:56 06/21/24 Fri (70.110.23.205)

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• You're just amazing! I'm sending people here to watch you for their amusement. They don't believe me when I tell them. (NT) -- No name, 16:06:58 06/13/24 Thu (3.146.54.227)
  • I appreciate that you find me amazing. Your friends will feel the same way when they encounter me. They'll love me. They'll invite me to parties to meet their friends. Just tell them that when they experience a little bit of me that there's more where it came from. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:24:10 06/13/24 Thu (174.196.137.193)
• I wrote a couple of other gems about Mammy Brown around the same time that I wrote this one. Any comments on them? What could she have been talking about when she said she needed to meet the jackhammer? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:47:58 06/14/24 Fri (174.196.130.110)
  • Who cares? (NT) -- No name, 22:37:21 06/16/24 Sun (3.146.55.241)
    • You care. T'aint. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:26:44 06/17/24 Mon (70.110.23.205)
      • Who's this "You" person you mention? One of your Thai boy-toys? You sure like them young, dontcha... (NT) -- No name, 16:36:15 06/17/24 Mon (44.220.128.226)
        • The "You" is you. You keep the Thai boy toys. You have more use for them than me. You also have the large stash of lube. I'm into the girls. 18 and over. Lesbianism is so nice. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:11:41 06/18/24 Tue (70.110.23.205)
• You send people here for "their amusement." Are they amused? Have they made any interesting comments about what they've seen here? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 09:20:19 06/18/24 Tue (70.110.23.205)
• Just imagine that Artie really is my father, while the late Mammy Brown is my mammy. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:17:42 06/18/24 Tue (70.110.23.205)

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• awww, did you miss me, you fucking sack of wet dog shit? I've been on vacay, and nope, didn't shed a tear about you. Didn't think of you at all, actually. That should make you piss in your own mouth in anger. Swish, swish, then swallow, you pinkeyed faggot (NT) -- No name, 16:11:23 06/05/24 Wed (44.220.129.144)
  • I missed you as much as a dog would miss a flea chewing on its t'aint. You're just a filthy lump lying in the bottom of a filthy gas station toilet. You're such an indistinguishable mess that it's hard to tell what you are. Could it be watery shit, piss, cum and snot all mixed together in a nasty cocktail of a public toilet hell? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 03:24:46 06/06/24 Thu (174.196.128.197)
    • That's just the kind of "cocktail" that would come out your ass. Do you drink it shaken, not stirred, you pansy-faced buttplug? More likely you chug it down to your johns screaming "Chug! Chug! Chug, Max Buttplug!" (NT) -- No name, 15:29:23 06/06/24 Thu (44.220.129.120)
      • You drink your favorite shake straight from the spicket. In othwords, the penis. Stroke a man's penis hard enough, and he'll deliver a fresh shake right down your throat. Not chocolate. Not vanilla. Not strawberry. No. Man flavored. Enjoy it, you cocksucker. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:06:31 06/06/24 Thu (174.216.178.108)
        • ^^Max the pinkeyed faggot speaks from experience. Probably thinks he's albino, too (NT) -- No name, 21:33:45 06/06/24 Thu (44.220.129.115)
          • I'm a female Edgar Winter because I'm so albino. You're a purple dickhead. Go find somebody to suck you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 03:39:21 06/07/24 Fri (174.216.176.83)
            • ^^Max is an incoherent shitfaced drunk (NT) -- No name, 21:45:28 06/07/24 Fri (3.146.55.110)
              • Are you saying that shit because it takes one to know one? Or are you judging me by your drug abuse addictions, trying to transfer your bad behavior to me? Go back to your stupor, t'aint. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:41:25 06/08/24 Sat (174.216.178.11)
                • ^^Max The Projectionist, showing us his life from his very own Failure Theater (NT) -- No name, 15:48:36 06/08/24 Sat (44.220.128.189)
                  • My theater is projecting the epic story of your doucheiness. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:34:04 06/08/24 Sat (174.216.177.224)
                    • Try not drinking between each word you type. You might actually write something sensible (NT) -- (nah, who are we kidding, we all know that will never happen! LOL), 22:05:57 06/08/24 Sat (3.146.55.228)
                      • You're in denial because I called you out on your doucheiness. I was being kind. You're much worse than I describe you. It's hard to find a word for such an extreme douche as you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:42:37 06/09/24 Sun (174.196.136.174)
                        • Then try to find one. Or not. Don't want your little pee-brain to explode from the effort, now do we? (See? I'm being kind, too...) (NT) -- No name, 15:38:41 06/09/24 Sun (44.220.128.254)
                          • What do you know about being kind? You probably pushed for Artie to get fired. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:07:09 06/09/24 Sun (174.216.176.181)
                            • No, Artie didn't need any help from me in that regard. He's a talentless hack, and it showed, no help in boosting ratings at all. And he wasn't fired, they just didn't renew his contract. Quit being a histrionic drama turd... (NT) -- No name, 21:30:26 06/09/24 Sun (44.220.128.110)
                              • The show is on satellite radio. It isn't judged by ratings. It has no competition in that way. Lie some more. You know you were trying to get him fired. You probably used that blow up where he chased a guy out of the studio to get him. The guy was being a prick because he was badgering Artie. You probably enjoyed it. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:10:49 06/10/24 Mon (174.216.177.96)
                                • You sure are an ignorant fuck. Even sat.radio has ratings, it's how you attract advertisers. And Artie has a zero rating; He can't even attract flies. He does attract turds like you, though (NT) -- No name, 15:19:19 06/10/24 Mon (3.146.55.224)
                                  • The biggest turd attracted to me is you. Big, smelly you. Satellite radio is paid for by subscribers. The advertisers they get are likely attracted to the amount of subscribers are paying for the service. Satellite radio is not competing with broadcast radio. Now come over here and wipe my ass with your tongue. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:18:43 06/10/24 Mon (174.216.178.166)
                                    • You've just shown you have little to no knowledge of how the radio industry works. It's amazing you even know how to turn one on. So STFU about it, you have no credibility.. (NT) -- No name, 21:50:46 06/10/24 Mon (3.146.55.171)
                                      • I probably have as much knowledge about how it works as you do, and I've never been in a studio. You're just lucky to be there. Now, where's that tongue of yours I asked about. My ass still needs a good personal licking. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:22:40 06/11/24 Tue (174.196.133.86)
                                        • You are fully capable of licking your own ass, you certainly don't need my help, so, get started. (NT) -- Now call the show and ask about Robin's toes, 15:16:03 06/11/24 Tue (44.220.129.0)
                                          • I believe that you are fully capable of licking my ass and Robin's toes at the same time. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:50:51 06/11/24 Tue (174.216.177.74)
                                            • Trust me, you don't want Robin's toes anywhere near your ass... (NT) -- No name, 21:26:48 06/11/24 Tue (3.146.54.78)
                                              • Sharp toenails? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 01:44:49 06/12/24 Wed (70.110.23.205)
                                                • Call the show and ask, you lazy fucktard... (NT) -- No name, 15:11:12 06/12/24 Wed (3.146.54.240)
                                                  • Why? Do you want to make a star out of me, you agitating t'aint? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:34:23 06/12/24 Wed (174.196.133.72)
                                                    • Fine, let the curiosity eat away at you. You are missing quite a story (NT) -- No name, 21:23:34 06/12/24 Wed (3.146.54.228)
                                                      • If you have a story to tell, tell it. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:29:41 06/13/24 Thu (174.196.133.205)

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• You were the one yelling for me to wipe with seaweed. What's that shit all about? I'm not "he" as you well know. You can't get over the fact that you have two daughters, and and no sins. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:52:38 05/13/24 Mon (174.196.128.79)
  • Of course I yelled at you to use seaweed, you dumbshit, because you were going to use your sister's hair. And you're still a boy, boy, even though that drunken rabbi took a bit too much off during your circumcision. It's why Mammy always called you her "little stubby nubbins." Maybe no wonder you've been confused all your life. At least the surgeons successfully removed your vestigal tail. (NT) -- Pappy Brown, 22:10:41 05/14/24 Tue (44.220.129.0)
    • Rabbi? What are you talking about, Pappy? We're not Jewish. We're Protestant. That nubbins you're talking about is my clit. The one I was born with. You're hallucinating. What are you smoking Down There? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:02:59 05/15/24 Wed (174.216.177.220)
      • You repeating those statements doesn't make them true. It just makes you wrong again. (NT) -- Pappy Brown, 00:16:09 05/17/24 Fri (3.146.55.171)
        • You ate out Mammy Brown’s ass while she was taking a shit. Sis Brown told me that she saw it. She walked in on you in action. I believe her. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:12:37 05/17/24 Fri (108.18.246.63)
          • When you were sucking on your Mammy's teat, you'd stare at her with your beady little monkey eyes. That would seriously creep her out. But she'd laugh about punishing you when you did something wrong, calling it "spanking the monkey" LOL (NT) -- Pappy Brown, 16:16:45 05/18/24 Sat (3.146.54.5)
            • You noticed that I didn’t cry. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:37:20 05/18/24 Sat (108.18.246.63)
              • Nobody noticed, because we were watching you pee yourself. You were (are) a disgusting little monkey-boy (NT) -- Pappy Brown, 16:48:38 05/22/24 Wed (3.146.54.78)
                • What kind of shit tossing apes are you and Mammy Brown? You made me. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:40:17 05/22/24 Wed (108.18.246.63)

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• Greta is just fine as she is. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:28:31 05/12/24 Sun (174.216.179.135)

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• Kids, ^^that^^ is an excellent example of being shitfaced drunk and posting. Do you really want to emulate that idiot? Didn't think so... (NT) -- No name, 23:36:24 05/05/24 Sun (3.146.55.210)
  • You really shouldn't be around "Kids.". You would tramatize them. Your origin as an attempted abortion would affect your behavior towards them in a negative way. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:17:25 05/06/24 Mon (174.196.132.247)
    • See, everybody? Mention "kids" and Max is there instantly, with his pants down and trying to fuck them (NT) -- (and we're not talking baby goats, IYKWIM), 17:24:06 05/06/24 Mon (3.146.54.241)
      • Hypocrite. All the goat farmers in your area have wanted posters of you posted. You're the serial goat fucker. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:35:19 05/07/24 Tue (174.216.177.201)
        • You may have their parents fooled, but all the children in your area whisper warnings to each other about you. Even Artie has been giving them steak knives to stab you with if you get too close to them. Which explains why you lather yourself in steak sauce... (NT) -- No name, 23:19:49 05/08/24 Wed (3.146.54.48)
          • I lather myself in steak sauce because I'm a delicacy. Adults only, mind you. I'll leave the kids to you and law enforcement, once you get caught in the act. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:24:24 05/09/24 Thu (174.216.179.246)

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• Funny, your parents spent their lives wiping you down, and you were still only a piece of shit... (NT) -- No name, 22:19:11 05/01/24 Wed (44.220.129.116)
  • Your Mammy tried to flush you down a dirty gas station toilet, after she aborted you there. You lived anyway. Someone rescued your ass out of the shitter, after your Mammy left you there. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:58:32 05/02/24 Thu (174.216.178.176)
    • ^^Max, quoting from what was written under his high school yearbook picture (NT) -- No name, 15:36:48 05/02/24 Thu (44.220.128.186)
      • I was surprised when I caught you trying to stick your tongue up my ass. But, then again, I know that you love to dig for treasure. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:10:31 05/03/24 Fri (174.216.176.214)
        • You were surprised when you woke up, because you were licking your own ass like a sleepwalker. But, then you were happy, and continued to lick your ass (NT) -- No name, 16:25:29 05/03/24 Fri (44.220.128.49)
          • Your Mammy came back to the gas station toilet to finish you off in the shitter. She had a fight with the lady who eventually saved you from a watery fecal demise. Your Mammy was beating her ass until she had a fatal heart attack in mid beat. The injured woman who saved you pulled you out of the toilet, cleaned you off, called the cops, who called an ambulance to take you to a hospital to check you out. Just think. If it weren't for a woman taking a beating for you, and your Mammy's fatal heart attack, you wouldn't exist to be a pain in the ass turd who everybody hates. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:25:20 05/03/24 Fri (174.216.178.66)
            • ^^ tl;dr (NT) -- No name, 22:11:00 05/03/24 Fri (44.220.128.116)
              • I believe the word you used was "glug," The shit, piss and placenta filled toilet scarred you for life. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:32:27 05/04/24 Sat (174.216.179.4)

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• You were outside waiting to catch Biden's diaper like he was a bride tossing a bouquet (NT) -- And you caught it, and you thought it was delicious, 16:25:39 04/28/24 Sun (3.146.55.163)
  • You are The Anus from Uranus. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:27:30 04/28/24 Sun (174.216.176.176)
    • So what flavor of undigested ice cream did Biden's diapee taste like? (NT) -- Probably doesn't matter, your favorite has always been the butthole swirlee!, 16:37:32 04/29/24 Mon (44.220.129.114)
      • Diapee? What diapee? The only butthole swirlee that happens around here is around my sweet honey hole. I have to shew you and your twirling tongue away from my backside like you're a shit eating fly. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:43:47 04/29/24 Mon (174.196.134.23)
        • So you can lick your own ass. Big deal. Do it on Stern's show and you can be the next Wack Packer. You could even fill a complete segment (NT) -- No name, 22:03:03 04/29/24 Mon (44.220.129.142)
          • The reason you didn't get to be in the building for Biden is because you can lick your own cock clean like a dog. Howard was afraid that Biden would walk in and see you in full pooch mode on the floor. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:09:09 04/30/24 Tue (174.216.179.198)