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Date Posted: Friday, November 22, 03:05:42pm
In reply to:
Glorindiel
's message, "NO I HAVEN'T CHAPTER 8>>>" on Thursday, November 21, 06:53:05pm
>Chapter 8
>
>-Disclaimer-
>Glorindiel-Hi! Don’t kill me for not getting this up
>sooner! I had homework, I had to read two short
>stories because my EVIL English teacher
>is…um…EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Karamono-Nicely put.
>Glorindiel-Yeah, and this is one of those things that
>Karamono agrees with me on! Help us all! Karamono
>agreed!
>Karamono-Watch it!
>Glorindiel-Also you must watch the Lord of the Rings
>to understand some of the stuff I write, even so, I
>don’t own it, OK?!?!?!?!?!?
>Karamono-OK, we know, every chapter the same thing,
>you don’t own the Lord of the Rings! Where’s the
>culture?
>Glorindiel-You know very well that I could get sued
>without a disclaimer!
>Karamono-Fine!!!!!!
>Glorindiel-Also, I would like to give a special shout
>out to the Fellowship from a rabid fan of these fics,
>you know who you are, random rabid fan! [Waves]
>HI!!!!!!!!!!
>Karamono-Let’s just get another chapter of misery over
>already! OK!?!?!?!?
>Chapter 8
>
>Note-This will be a short chapter, but who cares! At
>least it’s a chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Frodo-What bridge are you talking about, you crazed
>lunatic old man?!?!?!?!
>Gandalf-[Points to the bridge which is in plain Bloody
>sight] That one!
>All-OOHHH!!!!!! 0o0
>Faraway sound (Like a Balrog walking)-[Boom] [Boom]
>(OK, so it IS a Balrog walking!)
>Sam-Save me master! [Jumps into Frodo’s arms]
>Frodo-Get AWAY from me, you weirdo! Why are you always
>right there?!?!?!?!?
>
>Glorindiel-There seems to be some tension in the
>Fellowship, I wonder if anything will come of it?
>Karamono-HMMMMMMMMMM [Sarcasm] I Wonder!!!!
>Glorindiel-NAH! Probably nothing! [Walks to the bridge
>and looks over the side] BIG HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Karamono-[Gestures like he’s choking her to death,
>then follows] YES! [More Sarcasm] It’s called a chasm!
>Glorindiel-I wonder how far down it goes!
>Pippin-Me TOO!
>Karamono-Well, let’s find out, shall we? [Picks Pippin
>up over his head, ready to throw the hobbit into the
>chasm]
>Gandalf-Stop this foolery!
>Karamono-What’s it to you, Old Guy?
>Glorindiel- He’s gotten quite disagreeable lately,
>hasn’t he?
>Aragorn-YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When did you notice
>THAT?!?!?!?
>Glorindiel- [Matter-of-Factly] Just now.
>Aragorn-[Slaps forehead, then hits his head repeatedly
>on the cave wall]
>Merry-That looks like fun! Let me try it! [Goes beside
>Aragorn and starts hitting his head on the wall too]
>Pippin-I wanna try! [Does likewise]
>Boromir-We must go! I can feel my death coming closer!
>We have to save time for my bad death scene!
>
>Glorindiel-My friends and I have another joke, but
>this one’s about how Sean Bean needs death lessons! If
>you notice, it takes a full 7-8 minutes just for him
>to fall over and really start to die! Then Aragorn
>comes and it takes another 3-4 minutes for them to
>stop chatting, THEN Boromir dies. It took like 10-11
>DAMN BLOODY MINUTES FOR HIM TO
>DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>Gandalf-Then fly over the bridge, fly you fools!
>Frodo-But we haven’t thought lovely thoughts yet!!!!
>Sam-Flowers!
>Pippin-CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Aragorn-Too bad! He means RUN you imbeciles!
>Frodo-Oh.
>All-Run
>Gandalf-[Stops in the middle of the bridge and turns
>to face the hideously engorged Balrog]
>Gandalf- [Eyes get really wide like he’s terrified. He
>bellows these next words in an atrocious Australian
>Accent] Crikey! It’s got wings! [He wets his pants]
>[This was from a picture I found on the internet so I
>did not come up with these lines!]
>All of the
>Fellowship-EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!
>
>Glorindiel-Don’t ask why I called him hideously
>engorged, I just wanted to say the word engorged! It’s
>fun to say because you sound really smart!
>Karamono-Unlike you.
>Glorindiel-[Takes bat and whacks at him with it]
>Karamono-[Disappear every time the bat comes towards
>him] I’m a muse remember? I don’t take physical form
>except from other muses! So, NYAH!!!!!!!!
>Glorindiel-Oh, IVAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Mithquesse-Hey! Don’t steal my muse!
>Ivan-Hey! Don’t fight over me!
>Glorindiel-Ivan, hit Karamono on the head with this
>bat!
>Ivan-OK!!!!!!!![Hits Karamono]
>Karamono-…x_x…
>Glorindiel-YAY!!!!!!!
>Mithquesse-[To audience] HI! I’m Mithquesse! I am
>Glorindiel’s deranged friend who writes fan fics too!
>WE’RE ALL
>DERANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Glorindiel-Nicely said
>Hobbit Girl(Another deranged friend, the one Elrond is
>modeled after)- HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is my
>muse, a lump of clay with eyes!
>Glorindiel and Mithquesse-That’s not a muse! Go to
>MUSES R’ US!!!!!!!!!!
>Karamono and Ivan- FOR ALL YOUR MUSEY-TYPE NEEDS!!!!!!
>Glorindiel, Mithquesse, Ivan, and Karamono- [Cheesy
>grins]
>OK!!!! BACK TO THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>Gandalf-You cannot pass!
>Balrog-Yes I can!
>Gandalf-No you can’t!
>Balrog-I’m bigger and tougher!
>Gandalf-You have a point there! [Lets Balrog pass]
>Fellowship-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You’re supposed to
>make him fall!
>Gandalf-But that would be MEAN!!!!!!!!!!
>Frodo-SO!!!!!!!!!!!
>Boromir-Just break the bridge!
>Gandalf-But it’s a NICE bridge!
>Karamono-Too bad! BREAK IT!!!!!!!!!!
>Gandalf-Ok. Balrog! Fall off the bridge now!
>Balrog-OK. [Falls, but pulls Gandalf along too]
>Gandalf-Fly you fools! Fly! [Falls]
>Pippin-He told us to fly again! We can’t fly
>anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Throws fit]
>Aragorn-[Observes moment of silence for Gandalf]
>Let’s remember our friend Gandalf..(1 millisecond
>later) OK!!!!Enough remembering!
>The Rest of the Fellowship, besides Gandalf all get
>their butts out of Moria…
>
>Will Glorindiel and her other deranged friends do you
>harm????????????????? Is Gandalf
>dead???????????????????????? Will anyone EVER be sane
>after meeting Mithquesse?????????????
>Find out in chapter 9!
>Karamono-No one was sane BEFORE meeting Mithqeusse!
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