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Date Posted: 08:41:21 08/11/01 Sat
Author: kenamom, a CANADIAN
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The crowd is quiet as they enter the klub.....
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "JD looks around for his sweetie" on 08:07:46 08/11/01 Sat

"Okay people, settle down" kenamom gets up on the stage and speaks into the mic. "Fact is, there is no problem"

The crowd gasps and then KS yells out, "NO PROBLEM MAYOR, The IRS is after us....they arn't very nice when it comes to taxes owing."

The crowd mumbles and agrees.

"Fact is my friends, we are not on American soil. I realize you borne and breed yanks figure anywhere you hang your assassin tools is US soil. But in this case, your wrong."

Again the crowd gasps.

"Look around you people" kenamom spereads open her arms and the crowd looks around, "First off, I am Canadian, sitting in a tiny Canadian office. And our provincial government just announced a tax break of 25% on our personal taxes."

"oooohhhhhhh" comes from the crowd.

"Second we even have a Aussie in our ranks" kenamom points to the bar where a outback dressed Stardoe sits at the bar nursing a cold XXX. She realizes all eyes are apon her so she lifts her pony to the crowd and smiles, "G'day"

"G'day" the crowd calls back.

"and," kenamom continues, "we have an alien here, now how does one tax an alien?"

"Lastly, Shipperville is in cyberspace. And, contrary to the mind set of most of of your politicians and capitalist corporation owners, no one owns cyberspace. And the USA rule does not apply here" kenamom says loudly.

"But...they sent the letter registered mail, I don't know Mayor, it sounds pretty legal."

"they sent it registered from the US postal service who then placed it in the hands of our own Shipperville Postal Service..."

"That would be me!" DBTL stands up, showing everyone her alien green uniform and holding up her last paystub that reads, 'Shipperville Postal Service'.

"Thats right, it is you!" kenamom smiles at the young Shippervillian. "So friends relax. If they show up we will be happy to treat them to a night of entertainment at kandes klub then send them home with t-shirts reading, "I slept with an alien in Shipperville"

"So I say, bring them on!!!!!" kenamom ends her speech to thunderous applause.

***kenamom apologises if I was a little hard on you Americans, but I get really tired of your way or no way as far as the rest of the world, and cyberspace is concerned.

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Replies:

In the back of the room... -- Kande's Sis, 18:32:09 08/12/01 Sun
- As IOT hands kande and KS citations, Bubba saunters over to the cd player. -- kande, 03:52:59 08/15/01 Wed
  - Blame Canada???? For what???? -- kenamom, reading off a long long lost, 09:24:48 08/15/01 Wed