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Date Posted: 08:07:46 08/11/01 Sat
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: JD looks around for his sweetie
In reply to: Rabid, still screeching at the Library 's message, "JD looks down at the unconcious body of his beloved..." on 09:56:00 08/10/01 Fri

He finally finds her out on the front lawn digging a moat. Cannons dot the area below the front windows. He watches KS effortlessly roll a cannonball towards a stack of balls ready to load.

"What in blue tarnation are you doing?! he asks in horror.

KS turns and looks at him. Her face is streaked in black and green, and he finally realizes her svelte form is clothed in camouflage fatigues.

"I'm preparing for the seige," she states in a low, monotone voice. "The IRS must be stopped!"

"Wouldn't it be better if you went to your office and gathered up all your fake receipts that you keep to demonstrate your income is from doing therapy rather than assassinations?" JD asks reasonably.

"Of course not!" KS snaps. "That would be the easy way out. This is war!"

A group of people can be seen marching from the far end of the street. KS begins to sidle from bush to bush and pulls a machine gun from the back of her pants. JD rushes to head the crowd off.

The Mayor is at the front of the crowd with a megaphone. She puts it to her mouth and begins to talk: "Come out with your hands up, KS. We need to form a committee."

"A committee for what?" KS yells from behind a large oak tree. JD is horrified to see she is preparing to pull the pin from a grenade. He makes frantic shooing motions at the Mayor, who ignores him.

"I'm calling a temporary cease-fire to the bitch parade so we can garner those forces and focus them on the IRS," the Mayor yells. "We need your special brand of bitchiness."

"Who you calling a bitch, Bitch?" KS thunders, waving the machine gun around. JD dives under the nearest shrub, but the crowd cheers and a grinning KS joins them in strolling to the klub.

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The crowd is quiet as they enter the klub..... -- kenamom, a CANADIAN, 08:41:21 08/11/01 Sat
- In the back of the room... -- Kande's Sis, 18:32:09 08/12/01 Sun
  - As IOT hands kande and KS citations, Bubba saunters over to the cd player. -- kande, 03:52:59 08/15/01 Wed
    - Blame Canada???? For what???? -- kenamom, reading off a long long lost, 09:24:48 08/15/01 Wed