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Date Posted: 14:08:29 07/17/06 Mon
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: KS rolls out from the adjoining rosebush
In reply to: kande, continuing the story 's message, "Kande pulls out the instructions for installing the door." on 10:21:32 07/17/06 Mon

Her pirate wench uniform is in perfect order, not a thorn or stain to be seen. "HA!" she chortles, wiping off her hands as she rises smoothly. "Kande thinks she can get even with me, does she mateys?"

The pirates who have risen from the rest of the rosebushes laugh loudly with KS. One laughs so loudly he starts to choke, and the others rush forward and pound him on the back until he doubles over in pain.

"Enough!" Another pirate glides forward, takes KS's hand, and bows over it, giving it a kiss in the process. In perfect wench-style, KS flutters her eyelashes and slaps him on the head with the flat of her dagger.

"Oh Johnny! I mean," she gets back into character, "Cap'n Jack Sparrow!"

"What'll me and the guys need to do to get even with that low-down scalliwag?" the Cap'n inclines his head after the receding figure of Kande. "Make 'er walk the plank? Shiver her timbers Er..." he leers at KS "actually, that was what I was planning to do with you, fair lady."

KS grins, exposing a gold tooth in the front where her braces used to be. "Actually, I was thinking we could..." she bends forward and starts whispering in the Cap'n's ear.

"Ho, ho! And a bottle of rum! Ar, Ar, Ar! Matey's, we got us a plan!"

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