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Date Posted: 05:36:52 07/03/07 Tue
Author: kande
Subject: One of the pool boys hands KM her third margarita...
In reply to: kenamom, really typing this from a tent...... 's message, "KM strides around the campsite" on 23:26:29 07/02/07 Mon

...or is it her 4th? She lost track. Anyway, he hands her a cocktail napkin along with the drink. She starts to snap at him about implying that she might spill, when the drink sloshes over the side and onto the toe of her right stiletto. She curses and bends over to use the napking to mop it up before it stains. Then she notices the writing on the napkin. Muttering, "this better not be a cocktail napkin with those stupid jokes," she pulls out her reading glasses and peers at the napkin. She quickly reads the message, then wads it up and stuffs it in her bra. Looking down, she sees that it makes her look like she has a third breast. She retrieves the napking (after making sure no one was watching) and tosses it into the campfire.

"La la la," she trills nonchalantly. "I think I'll take a little stroll before turning in."

One of the three women looks at her watch and gives KM a curious look. "But it's only 6:00!"

KM glares at the woman until she cowers and whimpers. Then, smiling sweetly, satisfied the woman will never act so impertinent towards her ever again, KM turns on her heel. "Like I said, I'm taking a stroll. I'll see you all in the morning."

KM quickly ducks into her RV to change into more appropriate secret rendezvois clothing. Appropriately attired, she sneaks out to meet the mystery person.

Meanwhile, Kande and Bubba are racing toward the campground. Bubba looks longingly toward the back seat, where Stan, Cody, and Cal are playing slug-bug. Bubba hates sitting in the passenger seat when Kande drives. He gets carsick so easily. Sighing, he focuses his attention on the mapquest directions. He realizes they've missed their turn! Drat! Should he bring it to Kande's attention, or should he alter the mapquest directions so it won't look like it's his fault? Before he can decide, Kande's cell phone rings.

"What?" she barks into the phone. She hates phones. "Uh-huh. Uh-huh. How far back? Ok. We'll be there soon." Kande hangs up and turns to Bubba. "That was my sister. Seems she has a GPS signal in my car and noticed we missed the turn-off. Do you have anything to say about that?"

Bubba waves helplessly at the mapquest directions, hoping he looks appropriately perplexed.

Kande sighs. "I know, I know. Not your fault." Bubba starts to relax when Kande suddenly whips the car around in a u-turn, right in front of a semi. Bubba screeches a girly scream. "Now, keep your eyes open for the turn-off. It should be just a couple of miles down the road."

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Replies:

KS flips her phone closed... -- Kande's Sis, 08:18:23 07/03/07 Tue
- With a spray of gravel -- Kande's Sis, 08:14:43 07/05/07 Thu
  - Kande taps KS on the shoulder -- kande, 08:12:38 07/06/07 Fri
    - Bubba motions the sock boys ahead -- Kande's Sis, 21:10:27 07/06/07 Fri
      - KS crawls forward toward KM and the sock boys. -- kande, 03:08:02 07/09/07 Mon
        The Mayor pats her hair -- Kande's Sis, 08:30:30 07/09/07 Mon