Meet Gary the drunk car salesman.... -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 18:44:21 12/31/07 Mon
Author: KM, happy 2007 is coming to an end....
Subject: Meet Gary the drunk car salesman....
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Nice, very nice" on 14:52:41 12/31/07 Mon

The party is going full tilt, martian margaritas flowing abundantly....the red speedo review were already applying cream to the skin where too many fingers have snapped elastics....always happens near the mayors table. Damn good thing they tip well.

KS is wandering around the klub, holding up an intoxicated mayor as she tries to continue writing out fines. Only a few hours left of the year - had to get them all. KS has one well toned arm holding up the mayor and was using the other to pass out time cards telling each Shippervillian when they would be going home. KS is proud of herself for putting together a tight schedule - knowing where everyone lives she figures she can get everyone home in only 6 trips. Taking full use of the extra roof and trunk space.

Bubba has taken kandes apron and has taken over running the place. He snaps orders to the bartenders and kitchen staff. New Years eve is the best night for tips, thanks to kandes one and only god given gift of making lifelike sock monkeys, she is on an emergency and Bubba, and only Bubba, gets to divide the tip jar tonight. He shivers in anticipate.

Rabid is in the back room, standing over a sweaty and shaky kande.

"I...I can't do anymore...my fingers hurt....running out of idea's..." kande whines, so tired she completely misses Scully sneaking in to use the phone.

"you need to FILL UP THE CARS"....Rabid curses as she snaps a big black whip over kande's head.

'the mayor sure knows her baby shower gifts' rabid thinks as she caressess the thick leather....

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OK KS, the car's loaded -- Kande's Sis, 12:24:20 01/04/08 Fri
- While the Mayor ponders the mystery -- Kande's Sis, 05:08:41 01/09/08 Wed