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Date Posted: 23:52:34 12/25/04 Sat
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Later on Christmas Day
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "T'was the night before Christmas" on 14:23:04 12/24/04 Fri

"What a lovely Christmas!" the Mayor reminesces, tossing her feather boa over her shoulder and feeling the heft of the long, sparkly diamond earrings on her earlobes. Still minions scuttle forward with yet more packages for her. "For me?" she warbles, then motions Bubba forward with some more bubbley.

"It was nice," CW is wound up in yarn as she measures the Lt. Colonel for a sweater. "Stand still, Jon!"

"MY bum still hurts," the Lt. Colonel grouses. He should have stayed in bed with CW last night but noooo, he had to get up and see what torture Bubba had in mind for KS. Who knew KS had such a good left hook? He'd fallen over the bar after she'd sucker-punched him and landed on his tailbone. He glances at his shiner in the mirror over the bar. Ow.

"Serves you right for thinking I was trying to steal the presents," KS tells him grumpily. "I was helping Santa arrange things under the tree. Sheesh." She'd been up all night delivering packages to children and the needy and then she'd come back to the Klub to give the Big Guy a little extra help and the Lt. Colonel had tried to set Bubba on her. She glares over at Bubba who cringes. "It's a good thing you got me that carving knife I'd asked for," she informs him.

Bubba'd asked for a woman, but he hadn't meant he wanted one like KS. He'd been thinking of someone a little more pliant, like the blow-up doll Santa had thoughtfully provided for him. Darn that Lt. Colonel for putting those thoughts in his head anyway!

Kande emerges from the kitchen with a platter of eggnog and cookies and an ipod in her pocket and earphones on her head. "La, la, la, la!" she shrills.

"It's the pod person!" KS shrieks with laughter at her own joke. No one else laughs, they'd heard it about a thousand times today. Behind her, Stardoe, Rabid, IG, and Det ooh and ah over their stash.

KS stops torturing Bubba and Jon and smiles up at the sparkling lights of the tree. Yup, she'd helped the Big Guy and it felt good. So what if she'd been accused of snaking around trying to steal presents. She'd had a good time terrorizing Bubba and the Lt. Colonel. Which reminded her...

"Exactly who is Lt. Colonel Jon Smith, M.D. anyway?" she says out loud to a suddenly quiet Klub.

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Replies:

Should we tell her? -- CW, 21:08:41 12/26/04 Sun
- "You know what this town needs?" asks Kande in a whisper. -- kande, 03:33:51 12/27/04 Mon
  - KS looks down in disgust -- Kande's Sis, 09:59:04 12/27/04 Mon
    - Flying out of the door -- CW, 18:19:47 12/28/04 Tue
      - My Barby! moans Stardoe -- Kande's Sis, 07:50:17 12/29/04 Wed