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Date Posted: 18:50:57 04/14/04 Wed
Author: CW
Subject: "Say Bunnykins"
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "And not only that, IG announces proudly" on 14:46:38 04/13/04 Tue

as JD walks into the Klub "did you enjoy my Easter present?" he asked in front of a suddenly very interested Monopoly gang.

The room became deathly quiet as all eyes turned to stare.

Sputtering "bunnykins" muttered "shhh" as she nervously glanced around the room.

"No really" he insisted "were all your friends jealous?"

Bunnykins, now a delicious shade of jelly bean red started to back up to the door, still filled with JD. Grabbing her around the waist he picked her up and swung her around in a circle. "No, you didn't put on any weight from all those Godiva eggs--like you needed to worry!"

Staring in total disbelief at her now quite purple face, the Monopoly gang rose up in unison and slowly walked over to her as JD dropped her with a sudden "uffda--maybe just a pound or so anyhow."

They encircled her, shaking their pink watches and chanted the anti-noromo mantra "Mulder and Scully up in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, we hope. Then comes Scully pushing a BABY CARRIAGE!!"

Shaking in her boots, "bunnykins" slowly backed into the wide open arms of her adoring JD who led her silently out of the Klub.

"You know she will be back with a vengeance" pronounced the Mayor, "but her fine for today is that the bank is going to foreclose on all her assets."

"Thanks a lot" muttered CW "she'll be after me first."

"I think we should paint all her shoes pink and glue a pink watchband onto her wrist" announced a now-recovered Kande.

"Hmm" crooned Stardoe and IG in unison "let's see what we can do about that!"

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Replies:

Thanks for getting me out of there, JD -- Kande's Sis, 09:03:01 04/15/04 Thu
- Kande steps outside for a moment for some air -- Kande's Sis, 08:22:10 04/17/04 Sat
  - Kande beams proudly -- Kande's Sis, writing to amuse herself and torture others, 17:35:27 04/23/04 Fri
    - While Kande is choking KS -- CCCCKKKK! Kande's Sis, 07:42:44 05/01/04 Sat
      - KM shakes her head as her car is towed off.... -- kenamom, who is back....finally, 14:16:02 05/07/04 Fri
        I wasn't going to do this but... -- Kande's Sis, shaking her head, 09:20:56 05/08/04 Sat
        Turning to look at Kande -- CW, 19:00:15 05/18/04 Tue
        Hoo Boy! It's da Boss! -- Kande's Sis says gleefully, 06:12:31 05/19/04 Wed
        Meanwhile back in the garden,the soft voice continued -- CW, 13:09:48 05/19/04 Wed
        KS skids to a halt in front of the Klub -- Kande's Sis, 21:12:44 05/20/04 Thu
        Meanwhile back at the garden gate -- CW, 21:01:10 06/20/04 Sun