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Date Posted: 03:03:15 05/28/03 Wed
Author: kande
Subject: Back at the pet cemetery...
In reply to: Rabid, screams hysterically 's message, ""No! NOOOOO! You are NOT cookie dough...NOOOOO!"" on 18:26:32 05/25/03 Sun

...Bubba wipes a bead of orange sweat from his brow. He leans on his shovel and looks around. No one is there. All those attending the funeral for Ivy, Beloved Cat of KS, have finished piling rocks on the stranger and have left for the wake at kande's klub. Now that the coast is clear, he digs up Ivy's coffin and drags it back to his room under the stairs in the klub.

At the library, KS is shooting worried looks at KM and Rabid. "What? What are you two staring at?"

"KS, have I mentioned how sorry I am about Eve?" Rabid sidles up to KS.

"Ivy."

"Er...right. Ivy." Rabid pats KS on the arm. "You know, we have some wonderful books about the grieving process. Perhaps you'd like to check out a couple. You can keep them as long as you like - no late fees."

"Than- wait a second!" KS jumps away from Rabid. "What are you up to?"

Sighing, Rabid says, "Fine. I knew I couldn't fool you. You're much too smart." KS preens at the compliment. "There are some Fox executives who need to be taken down a peg or two. If you know what I mean." Rabid winks at KS while nudging KM.

KS looks confused. "No, I don't know what you mean. Are you hitting on me?" She shakes a fist at Rabid.

"No! No, not at all." Rabid barely manages to not roll her eyes. "What I mean is, I'd like you to take out a couple of Fox execs."

"Oh. Why didn't you say so?" KS whips a tablet and pencil from her always present assassin utility belt. "Names?"

Back at the klub, the wake is in full swing. Kande is trying to keep the root beer mugs filled. "Where is that pesky alien?" she wonders. She motions to the Dancing Danas to take the stage. While the crowd is distracted by the Danas (who are wearing nothing but a black armband), kande heads to Bubba's room. She enters without knocking. "Bubba, I really need you...ACK!!! What are you doing with that cat?"

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Replies:

Bubba reluctantly reassembles Ivy -- Kande's Sis, 22:06:18 05/29/03 Thu
- Kande bangs on Bubba's door.... -- kenamom, preening in her private office., 21:50:40 06/03/03 Tue
  - Bubba the Original holds up a suspiciously furry pot holder... -- Rabid, just going with the flow of the story..., 17:32:01 06/04/03 Wed
    - I still don't get that last signal -- Kande's Sis, 16:42:23 06/05/03 Thu