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Date Posted: 03:04:52 12/17/03 Wed
Author: kande
Subject: "It's in the mail!" kande sputters.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "KS and CW are the only Shippervillians relaxing" on 08:26:13 12/16/03 Tue

KS, unsure if her sister is telling the truth or not, let's go of Kande's t-shirt, but not before giving a little shove. Kande goes flying over a table and ends up at the base of a bar stool. Looking up from her prone position, she sees gum stuck to the bottom of the bar.

"WHO PUT THEIR USED CHEWING GUM ON THE BAR?" she demands.

"Uh-oh." CW stashes her knitting materials in her tote bag and rushes out the door.

Scully99's head swivels from side-to-side. KS, seeing the movement, grabs Scully99 and guides her to a chair. "Easy, there. You look like a bobble-head."

"You people are freaks!" shrieks Scully99. "You all hate each other, you're constantly fighting, you're always looking for ways to subvert the others, and you give extravagant gifts to the self-appointed mayor!"

A silence falls over the klub. Scully99, unsure of what she's done now, resumes head-swiveling. Kenamom sighs, then approaches the newbie.

"My dear, I was ELECTED. It was a fair and honest election. Jimmy Carter even came to observe the process and gave it his endorsement." Kenamom adjusts her crown. "However, since you are new here, I'll let it slide. This time."

"Ow!" Everyone turns to look at Kande. "Paper cut," she says sheepishly, holding up her index finger. Looking back down at the catalogue in front of her, she suddenly smiles. "Yes! I've got it! The perfect gift for the mayor!" She grabs the catalogue and rushes to her office to place the order.

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I, for one, take issue with the idea that I hate anyone -- Kande's Sis begins, 13:42:35 12/17/03 Wed
- "ATTENTION PEOPLE" -- kenamom yells, clapping her hands together, 08:59:29 12/18/03 Thu
  - As the freezing air hits her face... -- Kande's Sis stops and squints, 16:02:35 12/18/03 Thu
    - There's a riot at the mall! -- SMH, 07:13:39 12/19/03 Fri
      - I need to borrow some dough. -- Kande's Sis, 16:52:21 12/19/03 Fri
        Meanwhile at the klub..... -- kenamom sips cider with Stardoe, 18:22:40 12/20/03 Sat
        He's mine! -- Kande's Sis declared to Scully99, 18:41:18 12/20/03 Sat
        Another loud bang is heard at the door. -- KM, watching it all on her top secret camera, 23:07:19 12/20/03 Sat
        Noooooo! Scully99 wails -- Kande's Sis, 08:47:30 12/21/03 Sun