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Date Posted: 03:09:42 12/29/03 Mon
Author: kande
Subject: "KS is great! KS is good! Now do something nice and bring her some food!" chokes Scully99.
In reply to: Kande's Sis, same story, new thread 's message, "KS bundles Scully99 in a snowsuit" on 22:49:22 12/23/03 Tue

A dramatic silence falls over the klub. Kande approaches S99, gives her a little shove, and watches her wobble to and fro.

"You're like a Weeble," kande says, pushing S99 again.

Scully99, seeing KS out of the corner of her eye, tries again: "KS is great! KS is good! Now do something nice and bring her some food!" She looks around and notices that no one is making a move to bring some food. "For the love of Scully, would somebody please bring this wacko some food?!"

CW peers at S99 over her reading glasses. "There, there, dear. You're just dehydrated. Honestly, I don't know why kids these days wear such outrageous clothing." She signals to Bubba, who brings S99 a root beer. S99, unable to bend her arm to bring the glass to her lips, spills the root beer all over the floor. Kande, with a well placed shove, mops up the mess using S99's wool sweater.

KS enters the klub. Another dramatic silence follows, except for the high-pitched sound of Bubba sweating. KS glares at the alien, who immediately stops. Circling the klub's patrons while dragging her big sack, KS addresses the group. "So. A newbie enters, makes a simple request in the form of a poem, and you all ignore her? You ought to be ashamed of yourselves!" As if on cue, the klub patrons look at their shoes. KS heaves the sack onto the stage.

"So...um...what's in the bag?" IG asks.

"Santa was running late this year so he asked me to deliver the presents to Shippervillians." She looks around the room, then gives a barely perceptible nod.

The lights go off except for a lone spotlight on the stage. KS has disappeared, but the bag remains. Music starts. It's "Jingle Bells." The Red Speedo Revue trots onto the stage wearing Santa hats and beards to go along with their red flannel Speedos. The Dancing Danas follow, carrying bells.

The crowd oohs and aaahs, and all take seats. Bubba serves root beer to everyone. After the third number, the RSR leaves the stage and the Dancing Danas perform a haunting rendition of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" that brings down the house. The RSR return, this time wearing antlers and pulling a sleigh. AD Skinner is dressed as Santa, and glowers as he "ho ho ho!"s.

With everyone's attention focused on the stage, KS slips out the back door. "Excellent. My plan is working!" she chortles to herself.

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