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Date Posted: 07:04:28 12/10/02 Tue
Author: Kande's Sis Yay! Rabid's back
Subject: It will be impossible to find those slugs
In reply to: Rabid, huddled under a heap of Shippervillians... 's message, "Pitter...Pit...Pat...Patter...ptttpitter-patter...pit-pat-pit-PATTERPITTERPATTER-Pitter-pat-pat-patter-pitter!" on 17:36:33 12/09/02 Mon

Sheriff Stardoe meanders up to the group gnawing on a mouse leg. IG starts to gag and runs off behind the Klub. The others stare at her aghast.

Stardoe waves a hand holding a tiny thigh bone at them. "I didn't want to say anything before, but I think those mice got into the formula I was working on to get rid of world hunger." She looks around at the carnage in satisfaction. "The formula was supposed to slowly help animals regenerate parts so we'd always have food. I guess the mice's metabolism made them regenerate at a faster pace."

KM stares at her and then blows a strand of hair away from her face. "You were working on this without telling me? You are so fined, lady."

Stardoe has the grace to look sheepish. "I wanted to make sure it worked first." She leans over and picks up another thigh bone and hands it to the Mayor. "Here. They taste pretty good."

Kande turns green as the Mayor slowly brings the thigh to her lips. KS turns away, and Rabid stares openmouthed as the Mayor takes a dainty nibble and looks surprised. "Not too bad. Tastes like chicken."

"Let me see that!" Rabid grabs the thigh and takes a chunk between her teeth. "Say...I like mouse meat."

The Mayor turns to Kande. "I want you to gather up all these mouse parts and turn them into hors deuvres for the annual Christmas party."

Kande stares at her. "Are you crazy? The Klub is vegetarian!"

"Yeah," KS chimes in. "Haven't you ever noticed how Kande shapes tofu to look like meat?"

"Nevertheless," the Mayor sniffs, "I like mouse and we're eating it."

Grissom comes toward the group, a look of outrage on his face. "Stop eating all the evidence!"

Rabid nodded, her face grim. "He's right. We've got to quit thinking of our tummies and start looking for my baby sluglets."

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"Gloves, people!" Grissom orders. -- kande, 04:35:15 12/12/02 Thu
- Maybe. Maybe not. -- Kande's Sis, attempting to look modest and failing., 16:43:45 12/12/02 Thu
  - Rabid is seated at a corner table, feet curled up under her, skirt modestly tucked about her knees, quietly reading KS's book while turmoil rages in the Klub -- Rabid, sighing and uncapping her RED pen, 10:12:43 12/18/02 Wed
    - I have no idea what she's talking about -- Kande's Sis yelps, 10:38:59 12/20/02 Fri
      - As Bubba brings KS a blender, he suddenly stops. -- kande, 02:59:17 12/24/02 Tue
        "Of Course....Christmas is the Socks Season" -- kenamom, ready for the big fat man in the red coat, 08:27:44 12/24/02 Tue
        And by the way.,.. -- Kande's Sis walks over to Kande's eensy pile, 11:56:17 12/24/02 Tue
        "This is the Worst Case Scenario!" kande wails. -- kande, 10:16:31 12/27/02 Fri
        "I go first" -- km picks the red man and grabs the dice with dainty fingers., 19:15:50 12/27/02 Fri
        Rabid points a quivering finger at the window -- Kande's Sis, 09:25:53 12/28/02 Sat