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Date Posted: 04:35:15 12/12/02 Thu
Author: kande
Subject: "Gloves, people!" Grissom orders.
In reply to: Kande's Sis Yay! Rabid's back 's message, "It will be impossible to find those slugs" on 07:04:28 12/10/02 Tue

He passes around a box of surgical gloves. Everyone grabs a pair, grumbling the whole time.

"Stupid gloves," mutters Rabid. "These'll ruin my manicure."

Sheriff Stardoe is walking around putting little numbers next to the mouse carcasses. IG follows her around taking photographs.

"Will you stop flashing that thing in my face?" demands Stardoe. Startled, IG snaps another picture. "My eyes!" screams Stardoe as she drops the numbers and throws her hands over her eyes.

Kande is the only one of the group not participating in the collection of evidence. She is sitting at the bar, reading. Noticing this, Kenamom writes up a fine and slips it under her nose. Kande absent-mindedly nods her thanks and continues reading.

"What is she reading that is so damn interesting?" Kenamom asks no one in particular. KS saunters up and looks over Kande's shoulder.

"Oh! She's reading my book!" KS proudly announces.

"A book? You're writing a book?" Kenamom pulls out her book of fines and leafs through, trying to find an appropriate fine to assess KS.

"Yep! And it's all about Shipperville!"

Silence falls over the klub. One of the Dancing Dana's coughs in the background. The cough echoes around the klub.

"What?" KS asks all puzzled-like.

Rabid warily approaches KS, knowing full well that KS can kill her quickly in a thousand different ways using only a cocktail napkin. "We want to read your book. We want to be sure we aren't being libeled."

"Libel? Are you serious?" KS fingers her assassin utility belt.

"Deadly." Rabid suddenly looks menacing in her pink twinset and surgical gloves. KS takes a half step back.

"Ok, ok. I'll let you see what I have. I mean, it's not finished, but..."

Detoured, who has missed the entire conversation, walks in and slips on some mouse parts. She slides across the floor, banging into tables and chairs, finally coming to rest at the bar. "I'm ok!"

Kenamom looks at KS. "Is that in your book?"

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Replies:

Maybe. Maybe not. -- Kande's Sis, attempting to look modest and failing., 16:43:45 12/12/02 Thu
- Rabid is seated at a corner table, feet curled up under her, skirt modestly tucked about her knees, quietly reading KS's book while turmoil rages in the Klub -- Rabid, sighing and uncapping her RED pen, 10:12:43 12/18/02 Wed
  - I have no idea what she's talking about -- Kande's Sis yelps, 10:38:59 12/20/02 Fri
    - As Bubba brings KS a blender, he suddenly stops. -- kande, 02:59:17 12/24/02 Tue
      - "Of Course....Christmas is the Socks Season" -- kenamom, ready for the big fat man in the red coat, 08:27:44 12/24/02 Tue
        And by the way.,.. -- Kande's Sis walks over to Kande's eensy pile, 11:56:17 12/24/02 Tue
        "This is the Worst Case Scenario!" kande wails. -- kande, 10:16:31 12/27/02 Fri
        "I go first" -- km picks the red man and grabs the dice with dainty fingers., 19:15:50 12/27/02 Fri
        Rabid points a quivering finger at the window -- Kande's Sis, 09:25:53 12/28/02 Sat