The Mayor slowly walks towards the party..... -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 22:07:03 03/23/03 Sun
Author: kenamom, returning from term paper hell
Subject: The Mayor slowly walks towards the party.....
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Wearing her new sweatshirt from Rabid" on 07:41:40 03/13/03 Thu

"wweelllll lllookkie nlookie..." KS spits out after consuming about ten too many of Bubba's best cocktail. "the mayor FINALLY shows up"

km smiles softly, "patience my child, you know I remembered you on your birthday"

"you emailed me your papers to read, hardly a gift" ks places her hands on her slim hips, trying to steady her self from swaying. "and your sooooo late"

The mayor smiles again. "first off, BD's in Shipperville last until the next one THAT's the law. Secondly the proof reading thing well.... that was pretty crappy..but I have something that will make up for that" KM points towards a door that was decorated with large alien green ribbon. KS begins to jump up and down. The she stops.....hand on head...."oh god......" suddenly KS turns the same shade of green.

"you can't be sick now!" KM frowns, "OPEN IT!"

The crowd roars. KS lets loose a long dry belch then pats her lips with tainty fingers. "much better". She moves to the door and opens it.

The box lights up a bright light. Out of the light steps Island Girl. Wearing a black tshirt with bright yellow letters spelling, "MSr". She looks aroung the room and smiles. kamde jumps from the bar stool where she was counting bubba's spillage, "no....it can't be....."

The mayor raises her eyebrows and smiles. "It is"

IG sits on a small stook and opens her book, "would anyone like to hear my latest fanfic?"

The crowd gathers around, smiling and nodding. The shippers look suspicious when kande and KS push and elbow their way to the front.

"Move those needles faster lady" kande nudges CW's knitting basket back.

The shippers raise a community eyebrow as IG begins to read,

"Scully walks off the elevator and heads towards Mulders door, her red hair flowing softly behind her (kande gasps). She stops at number 42 and smiles mischifously. Biting her lip she knocks at the door. A few moments later, Mulder opens the door and beams at her.

"Hey partner, whats up?"

"I was in the neighborhood and had some free time, would you like to go for a cup of coffee. My treat" Scully says.

"Great idea, let me get my coat"

Mulder grabs his blazer and the two good freinds head down the hall....."

CW stops knitting and starts to focus in on IG. Listening to the story she begins to catch on.

"Thats not IG's fanfic....where's the passion.....where's the committment.....wheres's the SMUT!"

IG stops reading and looks up. kande and KS high five each other. KS hugs the mayor...."Thank you Mayor, I love it. What a wonderful gift....."

The mayor smiles at her friend. "Your welcome.....but remember treat her nice, I can switch her back when ever I want." KM shows the corner of a remote control from one of her many secret pockets.

CW stands up....."NNNOOOOOO"......"ISLANDGIRL IS A NOROMO!!!"

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Replies:

The Noromo's now number three -- Kande's Sis, 09:20:30 04/06/03 Sun
- The Noromos work feverishly to finalize their plans. -- kande, 03:40:37 04/25/03 Fri
  - The Mayor walks in while the sisters are plotting -- Kande's Sis, immediately hiding the evidence, 16:39:48 04/25/03 Fri
    - Hypothetically speaking.... -- kenamom, pointing to the map, 22:37:56 04/30/03 Wed
      - Riiiiigggght...painting...*wink* *wink* -- Kande's Sis, nudging her sis, 11:57:10 05/01/03 Thu