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Date Posted: 07:57:56 05/08/03 Thu
Author: kande
Subject: Kenamom and SO reach for the hooded sweatshirt.
In reply to: A lightbulb goes off over KM's head 's message, ""I'v Got It!"" on 23:26:30 05/07/03 Wed

Kenamom tugs at it and pulls SO off balance. SO tugs back, sending the mayor into a display of moose jerkey. "I saw it first," SO hisses. The mayor, still not sure of SO, waves a white flag.

"No worries!" The mayor picks herself up and looks for the Noromo sisters. Spying them arguing over what to get their mother as a souvenir, KM motions to Shaun to distract them. Shaun nods. She approaches the two and begins questioning them about US politics. The sisters, who don't really know much about politics, begin making stuff up so they can sound important.

Meanwhile, Bubba and B-cubed are gathering up all the cow-related items they can find. Since the store they are in is closing, everything is 60% off. Bubba searches for an XF related cow t-shirt but can't find one. He emits an alien wail that shatters the windows. B-cubed grabs him by the ear (or what would be an ear if Bubba had any) and telepathically tells him that if he doesn't knock it off, he'll be grounded for life. Just then, mini-Bubba comes up and telepathically begins telling a joke. "What did the fish say when it swam into the brick wall?"

"Damn, damn, damn," thinks Shaun as she listens to the Noromo sisters blabber on and on. Why did she have to ask about Bush's economic policies? Clearly, these two are nincompoops who probably can't even spell 'economic'. What Shaun doesn't realize is that the sisters are speaking in code and they are talking so loudly because the message is being sent to the bears outside.

"What do you mean I should get the longer one to hide my old lady butt?" SO screams, drowning out the Noromo sisters' encrypted messages. Everyone in the gift shop turns to stare at SO and the mayor. The mayor smiles innocently even though she knows quite well the havoc she has just unleashed.

Back at sea level, B-cubed is holding his head in his hands as Bubba wails and mini-Bubba is still telling the same joke.

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Replies:

The bears yawn and continue their x-rated activities -- Kande's Sis holding forth on U.S. policy, 08:36:51 05/08/03 Thu
- "THATS ENOUGH" -- kenamom yells, 09:24:25 05/08/03 Thu
  - As the sisters and S.O. hurtle down the highway -- Kande's Sis, 17:24:06 05/09/03 Fri
    - Shawn and the Mayor sip tea in the sunshine... -- kenamom, offering Shawn a little spirit for her tea, 19:11:36 05/10/03 Sat
      - The triumphant trio splits up in Portland -- kande, 03:54:08 05/12/03 Mon
        Back at her Oregon retreat -- Kande's Sis, 14:16:38 05/12/03 Mon