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Date Posted: 19:44:11 07/14/02 Sun
Author: Rabid, bursting into lone applause
Subject: The blue flicker of the TV screen fades out on the final scene of FIREFLY...
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Racing into the klub..." on 09:20:51 07/14/02 Sun

...and the house lights come back up!

Rabid is standing and continuing her applause for the new Joss Whedon pilot.

"Will you sit down?" KS hisses, dragging at the vamp Librarian's arm as she adds, "We are supposed to be UN-IMPRESSED!"

"Bu-Bu-But," Rabid stutters, waving an emphatic hand at the screen, "It's JOSS! And JOSS is a G-ahhh..." The Librarian breaks off mid-gush as KS pokes her in the ribs.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," KM snarks in a whispered aside to the now doubled over Rabid, "We know, we know already...JosH is a GOD! He's a visionary...He's a flippin' genius...Yadda, yadda, yadda!"

"Needed more things blown up," KS says, in a loud distracting tone.

"Right," CW chimes in from across the room, "I don't want to care about these people. Stop wasting my time with all the character development...sheesh! Where are the MOTWs?"

The FOX Executives make notes in their little black books and then confer for a moment. One of them steps out of the huddle to address IG, "There was plenty of sex in that show," the Suit challenges, "You said you wanted SEX!"

"Uhm...I...uhm," IG mumbles, her eyes darting nervously around. She is obviously shaken by what she has just witnessed. She blots her forehead with a dampened paper towel. She chokes a bit, loosens her collar and then tries again to speak, "I...guess...I meant with...that is, you know...BETWEEN...uhm...you know...HUMANS!"

"Doesn't like the human-alien sex," the Spokesperson Suit comments as if translating for the Executive group. They all nod and make notes. "Alien rates poorly, dump the alien, shoot a new pilot with less character and more fireworks. Check!"

"HEY!" Rabid yelps, indignantly, "Some of us like Non-Human sex."

"Waaaaay too much information, Vampire Girl," KM says in another snarky whispered aside, as the lights dim and the FOX executives cue up the next Fall Pilot for review.


Rabid/Raeann
proud to be a fan of the Joss-inator(Stupid Fox Executives making him shoot another pilot because the first one had too much character development and not enough firepower).

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