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Date Posted: 03:45:43 08/14/02 Wed
Author: kande
Subject: "It's ok - come on out." Kande reassures the klub's patrons.
In reply to: kenamom continuing on 's message, ""thats London Ontario, in Canada"" on 07:48:06 08/13/02 Tue

She pats her sister on the head. "See? She's relatively harmless." Amazed that KS did not cut off her sister's hand, the group emerges from their hiding places.

KS sits down in a huff, knowing that if she does anything to Kande, Kande will run tell mom. And then she'll be in BIG trouble.

"Ha ha. I knew everything would be ok," says the mayor. "Now, as I was saying, you've won a trip to London, Ontario, Canada. I'm sure you'll have a lovely time."

KS frowns at the mayor. "Isn't Canada in Michigan? Part of that mitten thingy?"

"Canada most certainly is NOT part of Michigan!" Kenamom furiously writes out some fines and tosses them at KS.

"Minnesota?"

Kenamom jumps KS. "Canada is not part of the United States, you ninny! See? See?" KM grabs a map and shoves it in KS's face.

"That's too close. Either move the map farther away or hand me my reading glasses." KS displays her assassin-like calm, cool and collected demeanor.

Rabid snorts. "Who ever heard of an assassin needing reading glasses?" She brushes a piece of lint off her sweater set. "Besides, everybody knows Canda is in Montana."

"NO! NO! NO!" shrieks Kenamom. "Canada is a COUNTRY! Just like the United States!"

This brings hoots of laughter from everyone except Stardoe. Unsure of North American geography, she inches her way to the door then bolts for her lab. She's pretty sure she has a world map there.

Kenamom is still trying to convince the klub-goers that Canada is, in fact, a country.

"What do you call Canadian bacon in Canada, eh?" CW cackles over her knitting needles.

Before more bad jokes can be told, Bubba steps from behind the bar with a box in his hand. Realizing what he has in his hand, Kenamom squeals with delight. "This ought to solve everything!" she announced triumphantly. Curious, the klubbers gather 'round Bubba.

"Monopoly?" asks IG.

"Yep. North American Edition." Kenamom nods with satisfaction. "Now, I get to be the shoe."

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Replies:

KS quickly updates the crew on the rules -- Kande's Sis, taking the wheelbarrow, 19:32:01 08/14/02 Wed
- "nothing" ks claims innocently -- kenamom, squinting her eyes, 22:01:42 08/14/02 Wed
  - Aunt Madge! Rabid shrieks -- Kande's Sis clinging to the chandelier, 10:18:27 08/16/02 Fri
    - Following her example, -- CW, 22:46:14 08/20/02 Tue
      - As the mad rumpus winds down -- Kande's Sis, 07:52:34 08/22/02 Thu
        "Well!" harrumphs Aunt Madge. -- kande, 04:32:40 08/23/02 Fri
        KS drags Kande through the Victorian's front door -- Kande's Sis, 08:18:09 08/23/02 Fri