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Date Posted: 22:15:14 05/18/02 Sat
Author: Rabid, tapping her glass
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There is a sharp sound of tapping on glass...
In reply to: detoured, sobbing in Mulder's grey shirt getting it all wet 's message, ":-(...That's all I can say...:-(" on 17:24:22 05/18/02 Sat

...and the eyes of the Shippervillian's turn toward the sweater-setted Librarian who is currently attached to CW via two long strands of yarn and some lethal looking knitting needles(uhm...but never mind that)...

"I purpose a toast to...gahk...t-to-uhk...to," Rabid chokes, clears her throat and tries again...she is obviously trying to get something difficult out, "to...CC!" she says ultra quickly and then chases the word with a huge slug of Rootbeer. After wiping the foam mustache off her upper lip with one hand she mutters, "There...I said it!"

"And I purpose we start a drinking game," KS suggests.

"A what?", "What sort?" a few voices ask.

"Everytime someone in the finale refers back to a favorite episode on Sunday night...everyone take a deep quaff of rootbeer."

"What about a favorite character?" Kande mumbles.

"Well," KS says, eyeing her sister with apprehension, "Sure...why not? Kirsch or CSM or Krycek or X or someone like that...but I wouldn't advise it for you Sis...I mean do you think your kidneys can take it?"

"I could take itty-bitty, little sips," kande says, "to help dull the pain of...no more slinky Scully outfits...no more authoritative gun handling or too high heels...no more luscious...POUTY SCULLY LIPSAHHARAAARRRRRGGHHHH!" Kande, flails about screaming and tearing at her hair.

"Look out, she's going to blow," Bubba signs, frantically.

"CLEAR!" bellows Aunt Madge like an ER doctor with shock paddles...the collected Shippervillians turn toward the old lady's voice and find she is leveling a tranq-rifle at the Klub Owner. Everyone hits the deck just as the shot is fired.

Luckily, Aunt Madge(doctor, real estate agent, Silver Medalist in the 1930 Olympic Biathlon) manages to hit Kande with a sedative from across the room. KS(assassin and closet needle-phobic) immediately faints at the sight of a SIX INCH DART twanging in her sister's shoulder. Both KS and Kande fall and a quick thinking JD(Father, Military Man, Steely-eyed Skeptic) does a light yet masculine two step and catches the falling Sisters...one in each arm. He settles Kande gently to the floor and then whisks KS up into his patent-pending ROADRUNNERS' "I'm the man her little lady" ARMS!

Rabid gets a tear in her eye as she realizes that NOW she will NEVER get to truly know the Essential Manliness that is JD.

Rabid/Raeann

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Replies:

The Mayor clears her throat -- kenamom, who can't believe this day has come, 09:52:14 05/19/02 Sun
- As the credits roll...for the fourth time...covering the last time zone in the Pacific Northwest... -- Rabid, channelling, 19:44:16 05/19/02 Sun
  - Meanwhile back in the Central Time Zone the phone rings -- CW, 21:07:02 05/19/02 Sun
    - And my sadness is worse than Mulder & Scully's -- Scullydoc, to whom Shipperville is a place of refuge, 22:26:12 05/19/02 Sun
      - SCULLYDOC...... -- kenamom, waking up the crowd., 22:28:50 05/19/02 Sun
    - .....rabid........was that who I think it was?.......... -- kenamom, blinking awake, 22:27:09 05/19/02 Sun
      - I am sure that S/he was KM...and don't worry about me...in the end CC and I believed the same thing... (NT) -- Rabid, thanking Scullydoc for the shout out of "Present!", 00:52:57 05/20/02 Mon
        "The VCR! The VCR!" Kande cries out in her sleep. -- kande, who really did have this dream Saturday night, 04:51:03 05/20/02 Mon
        Group Hug! -- KS still in full therapist mode, 22:12:41 05/20/02 Mon
        As The Sun Comes up over Shipperville.......... -- kenamom, 05:23:38 05/21/02 Tue
        Kande picks up empty root beer bottles from the floor of the klub. -- kande, 10:22:40 05/24/02 Fri
        The trio sees KS leaning up against the wall -- the one who shall go unnamed, 14:41:02 05/24/02 Fri
        "psst--is she gone?" -- CW, 07:39:08 05/25/02 Sat
        KS tosses the glass she's been using to hear through the wall -- The paranoid one, 15:15:35 05/25/02 Sat
        "Think she heard us?" -- CW having "fun" LOL, 06:30:51 05/26/02 Sun
        Ouch! My ears! -- Bun? Fun? Gun? Hon?, 18:08:12 05/26/02 Sun
        Curiousity peeked, KS begins to tear apart her house -- kenamom, 08:36:56 05/27/02 Mon
        As KM and CW cower in the closet -- Someone who is still searching, 07:39:58 05/28/02 Tue
        Re: As KM and CW cower in the closet -- CW, 10:50:28 05/28/02 Tue
        The closest thing we have to a nun in Shipperville would be... -- A person musing out loud, 15:04:53 05/28/02 Tue