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Date Posted: 13:58:50 04/02/02 Tue
Author: kenamom, calculating her SMH welcoming taxes
Subject:

"First thing, we need to find you an appropriate place to live"
In reply to: Rabid, the decontaminated Librarian 's message, "A non-descript silver van speeds past KM, Kande and SMH..." on 21:14:00 04/01/02 Mon

"A noromo you say? Well that will narrow things down a bit" kenamom holds her nose inthe air as they cross the tracks into the Noromo part of town. SMH shives as they walk past a large dark colonial home with the basement windows boarded up.

"Who would live there?" she asks.

"That is KS and Doggetts home, I would be careful when visiting, she likes to set booby traps. It's kind of a strange kinky foreplay for her to catch Doggett as he comes home" kenamom laughs.

"Thats strange" SMH wonders where this is all leading. (as does the writer)

"HA, thats nothing compared to what happens when KS and kande begin to fight" the Mayor whispers.

"Speaking of kande, are you hungry?" kenamom asks as they pass kandes klub.

"um...is it safe?" SMH asks quietly.

"LOL, perfectly safe" kenamom laughs, "the fines for serving bad food are a lot higher than the taxes charged on items sold. Trust me"

kenamom opens the door to the klub and a smile appears on SMH face as she spies the Red Speedo Review practicing their latest number, 'I'm coming home'. The smile fades as Bubba approaches them and shoves a menu in front of her.

SMH screams, then faints.

kenamom, who would like to write more but I keep getting interrupted.

WELCOME TO SHIPPERVILLE!!!!! (your tax bill is in the mail.)

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Replies:

SMH wakes as someone slaps her face repeatedly -- Scully'sMyHero, 18:23:21 04/02/02 Tue
- Back in anoather part of town -- CW, 20:26:26 04/02/02 Tue
  - Meanwhile, in yet another part of town... -- Rabid, the bound and gagged Librarian, 18:59:39 04/03/02 Wed
    - As Rabid moves inchworm style towards the stairs -- Kande's Sis, 06:49:27 04/04/02 Thu
      - KS and SMH emerge in the palatial basement of kande's klub. -- kande, 04:38:46 04/05/02 Fri
        Molly, Mollie save us! -- Kande's Sis, 06:59:52 04/05/02 Fri
        SMH knocks the grape away and stands up -- kenamom, chasing the peeled grape, 08:49:05 04/05/02 Fri
        "I'm one of you? I'm a superhero?" -- Scully'sMyHero, 17:04:45 04/05/02 Fri
        Meanwhile...at the other end of the bar... -- Rabid, lucky to have escaped so easily, 21:02:08 04/05/02 Fri
        Giving a huge sigh and shrugging her shoulders, -- CW, 20:36:34 04/06/02 Sat
        SMH absentmindedly rubs the area between her thumb... -- Kande's Sis, 22:43:49 04/08/02 Mon
        Before Aunt Madge can say anything else, Scully and Reyes burst into the klub, guns drawn. -- kande, 03:33:37 04/09/02 Tue
        That's not Rabid! Reyes screeches in fear -- Kande's Sis, 07:00:26 04/09/02 Tue