Subject:  Re: It's being reported B&A were married on Christmas day!! |
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Date Posted: 10:50:18 01/02/13 Wed
In reply to:
Mystie
's message, "Re: It's being reported B&A were married on Christmas day!!" on 10:16:36 01/02/13 Wed
Here is another one.
DLISTED:Brangelina WOULD Get Married On Jesus' Birthday
If you were born on or around December 25th, then I'm sure you have already cursed your parents for insisting on partaking in bareback love during the springtimes. Jesus is an attention lady, so December 25th is always all about him and other December 25th babies get the shaft. Christmas babies usually get dual purpose gifts and their birthday cake is a pile of leftover holiday cookies with a half-melted candle stuck in it. Well, Christmas babies, Jesus now feels your pain, because his special day has been overshadowed by the ultimate attention whores: BRANGELINA!
The Telegraph says that Brad Pitt and Angie Jo might've (but probably not) gotten married on Christmas Day during their holiday vacation to Turks and Caicos. Proving that he's still a cheating b*****, Brad Pitt cheated on Chanel by staying at Donna Karan's estate. A source says that Brad's parents, his sister Julie and his more-talented brother Doug Pitt joined Brangelina and their child army in Turks and Caicos. Some tourists say that they spotted a bulgy-eyed creature slithering around the island, so either James Haven gave Angie away or an iguana on meth did.
So if this is true, then on December 25, 2013, the following is going to happen:
- Instead of wearing red and green Christmas sweaters, we're going to wear black potato sacks.
- Instead of filling our eating holes with egg nog and Honey Baked Ham, we're going to slowly sip on virgin blood in between licking a plate covered with J ennifer Aniston's dried tears.
- Instead of decorating the Christmas tree, we're all going to smoke pine tree needles out of a bong. (Note: I'm okay with this.)
- Instead of giving our children half an Ambien, so they'll be passed out when Santa comes to visit, we're going to put them in front of the fireplace for Angie to take after she slithers down the chimney.
Poor, Jesus. Now he'll be the one blowing out a half-melted candle on a pile of leftover holiday cookies while everyone is celebrating Brangelina's wedding day. Merry Brangiemas, I guess.
Posted by: Michael K
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My point was Christmas day wouldn't be anything special for them since they have no belief in God so now they have something to celebrate on that day. OMgosh the comments about them are too funny, people don't like these two and they are just smug enough to think that anyone would place them higher than Christmas day. Their Hollywood ego's are a bit over blown but I think it is funny they chose that day like everyone else is silly for celebrating Jesus's birthday. Not to worry, it is good for Christians that we won't have to worry about ever seeing these two in heaven. They will probably be reborn into life as a jackass, Brad will be the head and Jolie will be the ass.I do feel sorry for their children,who knows where they will end up with these two as parents.
George has been MIA through the holidays, I wonder if he was in attendance at the wedding.It is being reported that Stacy was in Cabo and that she and George had dinner with JA and he man. But no pictures??? That seemed strange to me.
The holidays were nice Mystie, I wasn't sure you celebrated that is why I didn't post anything about it. I wondered what the heck happened to you, you haven't been around for a while.
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