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Date Posted: 14:06:42 08/01/07 Wed
Author: Neysa
Author Host/IP: user-2inik98.dialup.mindspring.com / 165.121.81.40
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A joke about two priests

Two priests died at the same time and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, I'ld like to get you gentlemen in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for a few days, but you can't go back as priests. So, what else would you like to be ?

The first priest says, " I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains." "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.

The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "will what I choose 'count'?" "No", answers St. Peter, I told you the computers down. There's no way we can keep track of what you are doing. " In that case," says the second priest, " I've always wanted to be a stud."
" So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

A few days go by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter, to recall the two priests. " Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks. " The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. " He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But, the second one could prove to be more difficult." " Why ?" asks the Lord.
He is on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota.

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Very cute. :-) -- Joan, 05:16:39 08/02/07 Thu [1] (ip68-0-253-131.ri.ri.cox.net/68.0.253.131)

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[> It is very cute. :-) -- Barb, 07:51:58 08/02/07 Thu [1] (clgrtnt6-port-161.dial.telus.net/161.184.50.161)

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[> *hee*hee.... :-D -- Catie, 07:39:20 08/03/07 Fri [1] (h166.243.213.151.ip.alltel.net/151.213.243.166)

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