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Date Posted: Thu, Oct 12 2023, 16:46:22 PDT
Author: Don Poss
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 193.239.87.14
Subject: The holidays are coming, Joke

Gents, A joke for "the coming holidays:"

Grandpa calls his son, Richard:

Richard answers the phone and his dad immediately yells, “I can’t stand your mom anymore—I’m divorcing her!

Richard picks up his dropped phone and desperately askes, “What’s wrong? Don’t do anything…”

His dad relies, “I can’t stand looking at her anymore—its been 50 years of the same thing: scrambled eggs for breakfast; chick sandwich for lunch, and every man for themselves with left-overs for dinner! I’m divorcing your mother and that’s that!”

Richard tries to calm old dad and tells him to sit down and be calm—"I’m calling my sister right now!”

Richard calls Susie: “Dad’s finally lost it—he just called and shouted he was divorcing mom!!!”

Susie said, ‘What!? What did he say? What's Wrong? What did he do?” and Richard repeated to her what dad told him. Susie told Richard, “Don’t do anything—I’ll call dad and call you right back!”

Susie called dad and said: “Dad, don’t do anything…Richard and I are flying out with the kids in the morning!”

Dad said, “Okay,” and hung up, sat in his easy chair next to his wife and said, “Honey it’s done. Richard and Susie are flying out with our grandkids just in time for Christmas…and they’re paying their own ways.”

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