| Subject: NO I HAVEN'T CHAPTER 8>>> |
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Date Posted: Thursday, November 21, 06:53:05pm
In reply to:
Arielle
's message, "HE DOES!!!!" on Wednesday, November 20, 05:46:01pm
Chapter 8
-Disclaimer-
Glorindiel-Hi! Don’t kill me for not getting this up sooner! I had homework, I had to read two short stories because my EVIL English teacher is…um…EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karamono-Nicely put.
Glorindiel-Yeah, and this is one of those things that Karamono agrees with me on! Help us all! Karamono agreed!
Karamono-Watch it!
Glorindiel-Also you must watch the Lord of the Rings to understand some of the stuff I write, even so, I don’t own it, OK?!?!?!?!?!?
Karamono-OK, we know, every chapter the same thing, you don’t own the Lord of the Rings! Where’s the culture?
Glorindiel-You know very well that I could get sued without a disclaimer!
Karamono-Fine!!!!!!
Glorindiel-Also, I would like to give a special shout out to the Fellowship from a rabid fan of these fics, you know who you are, random rabid fan! [Waves] HI!!!!!!!!!!
Karamono-Let’s just get another chapter of misery over already! OK!?!?!?!?
Chapter 8
Note-This will be a short chapter, but who cares! At least it’s a chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo-What bridge are you talking about, you crazed lunatic old man?!?!?!?!
Gandalf-[Points to the bridge which is in plain Bloody sight] That one!
All-OOHHH!!!!!! 0o0
Faraway sound (Like a Balrog walking)-[Boom] [Boom] (OK, so it IS a Balrog walking!)
Sam-Save me master! [Jumps into Frodo’s arms]
Frodo-Get AWAY from me, you weirdo! Why are you always right there?!?!?!?!?
Glorindiel-There seems to be some tension in the Fellowship, I wonder if anything will come of it?
Karamono-HMMMMMMMMMM [Sarcasm] I Wonder!!!!
Glorindiel-NAH! Probably nothing! [Walks to the bridge and looks over the side] BIG HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karamono-[Gestures like he’s choking her to death, then follows] YES! [More Sarcasm] It’s called a chasm!
Glorindiel-I wonder how far down it goes!
Pippin-Me TOO!
Karamono-Well, let’s find out, shall we? [Picks Pippin up over his head, ready to throw the hobbit into the chasm]
Gandalf-Stop this foolery!
Karamono-What’s it to you, Old Guy?
Glorindiel- He’s gotten quite disagreeable lately, hasn’t he?
Aragorn-YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When did you notice THAT?!?!?!?
Glorindiel- [Matter-of-Factly] Just now.
Aragorn-[Slaps forehead, then hits his head repeatedly on the cave wall]
Merry-That looks like fun! Let me try it! [Goes beside Aragorn and starts hitting his head on the wall too]
Pippin-I wanna try! [Does likewise]
Boromir-We must go! I can feel my death coming closer! We have to save time for my bad death scene!
Glorindiel-My friends and I have another joke, but this one’s about how Sean Bean needs death lessons! If you notice, it takes a full 7-8 minutes just for him to fall over and really start to die! Then Aragorn comes and it takes another 3-4 minutes for them to stop chatting, THEN Boromir dies. It took like 10-11 DAMN BLOODY MINUTES FOR HIM TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gandalf-Then fly over the bridge, fly you fools!
Frodo-But we haven’t thought lovely thoughts yet!!!!
Sam-Flowers!
Pippin-CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn-Too bad! He means RUN you imbeciles!
Frodo-Oh.
All-Run
Gandalf-[Stops in the middle of the bridge and turns to face the hideously engorged Balrog]
Gandalf- [Eyes get really wide like he’s terrified. He bellows these next words in an atrocious Australian Accent] Crikey! It’s got wings! [He wets his pants] [This was from a picture I found on the internet so I did not come up with these lines!]
All of the Fellowship-EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glorindiel-Don’t ask why I called him hideously engorged, I just wanted to say the word engorged! It’s fun to say because you sound really smart!
Karamono-Unlike you.
Glorindiel-[Takes bat and whacks at him with it]
Karamono-[Disappear every time the bat comes towards him] I’m a muse remember? I don’t take physical form except from other muses! So, NYAH!!!!!!!!
Glorindiel-Oh, IVAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mithquesse-Hey! Don’t steal my muse!
Ivan-Hey! Don’t fight over me!
Glorindiel-Ivan, hit Karamono on the head with this bat!
Ivan-OK!!!!!!!![Hits Karamono]
Karamono-…x_x…
Glorindiel-YAY!!!!!!!
Mithquesse-[To audience] HI! I’m Mithquesse! I am Glorindiel’s deranged friend who writes fan fics too! WE’RE ALL DERANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glorindiel-Nicely said
Hobbit Girl(Another deranged friend, the one Elrond is modeled after)- HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is my muse, a lump of clay with eyes!
Glorindiel and Mithquesse-That’s not a muse! Go to MUSES R’ US!!!!!!!!!!
Karamono and Ivan- FOR ALL YOUR MUSEY-TYPE NEEDS!!!!!!
Glorindiel, Mithquesse, Ivan, and Karamono- [Cheesy grins]
OK!!!! BACK TO THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gandalf-You cannot pass!
Balrog-Yes I can!
Gandalf-No you can’t!
Balrog-I’m bigger and tougher!
Gandalf-You have a point there! [Lets Balrog pass]
Fellowship-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You’re supposed to make him fall!
Gandalf-But that would be MEAN!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo-SO!!!!!!!!!!!
Boromir-Just break the bridge!
Gandalf-But it’s a NICE bridge!
Karamono-Too bad! BREAK IT!!!!!!!!!!
Gandalf-Ok. Balrog! Fall off the bridge now!
Balrog-OK. [Falls, but pulls Gandalf along too]
Gandalf-Fly you fools! Fly! [Falls]
Pippin-He told us to fly again! We can’t fly anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Throws fit]
Aragorn-[Observes moment of silence for Gandalf] Let’s remember our friend Gandalf..(1 millisecond later) OK!!!!Enough remembering!
The Rest of the Fellowship, besides Gandalf all get their butts out of Moria…
Will Glorindiel and her other deranged friends do you harm????????????????? Is Gandalf dead???????????????????????? Will anyone EVER be sane after meeting Mithquesse?????????????
Find out in chapter 9!
Karamono-No one was sane BEFORE meeting Mithqeusse!
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