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Date Posted: 18:37:39 08/23/01 Thu
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Then Kande backs up and runs over IG
In reply to: kenamom, in from the forest, wet and cold. 's message, "kande turns a lovely shade of curilian blue" on 22:04:08 08/21/01 Tue

Both KM and KS gasp at this unexpectedly super-bitchy turn of events. "IG! Are you OK?" KM screeches as she runs in her hot pink spike heels towards the IG and Queepeg XII flattened spots on the pavement.

"Good lord," KS whispers in awe as she watches IG and Queepeg XII get up and waver their way over towards KM, who is frantically try to wipe them both off with a wispy lace hankie. "They're one-dimensional."

"How much does Kande weigh, anyway?" IG asks KS. IG and the pancake-lookalike Queepeg XII give themselves a shake and pop out to their normal, multi-dimensional selves.

KS shrugs. "I dunno. How much did it feel like she weighed?"

"At least a ton. Or maybe two." IG thinks about it for a minute, then reaches into her back pocket and pulls out a notepad and pencil and scribbles a few notes. "I think I can write up this weight problem of Kande's in the married series." IG strolls off, with Queepeg XII limping behind her.

KS looks over at KM, who is looking remarkably like a human-sized strawberry in an ice-cream pink suit and heels. She is also strawberry-pink in the face from sheer fury. Suddenly she turns her head to the heavens and lets out a shriek that has lesser beings than KS running for cover.

"There's no way I'm going to let Kande run off with my Queen Bitch title!" KM fumes. KM storms into the library, which is the direction where Kande was last seen. As she swings open the door, she barrels into Rab-id, who is serenely shelving books.

"Ow! My arm!" Rab-id screams as she falls to the floor.

"Don't even think you're going to get worker's comp," KM yells back over her shoulder as she searches for Kande.

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KM pulls up short -- Stardoe, 05:19:23 08/24/01 Fri
- "damn aussies.....can't trust hem....especially the ones with badges....." -- kenamom mutters as she leaves the library, 08:52:49 08/25/01 Sat
  - Right before Stardoe announces the end of the contest -- Kande's Sis, 09:16:21 08/25/01 Sat
    - Stardoe grabs up her handheld PC and starts scribbling with her little plastic pencil thingy. -- Stardoe, 04:09:43 08/27/01 Mon
      - Whew, glad I didn't win. -- Kande's Sis, laughing at Kande running down the street, 08:32:58 08/27/01 Mon
        Stardoe stops strumming her guitar to listen more closely to JD and KS's conversation. -- Stardoe, 04:01:04 08/28/01 Tue
        Kande is still pleading her case to Stardoe. -- kande, 04:08:35 08/28/01 Tue
        And then she'd add 'Sis' to the waistband -- Kande's Sis is explaining to JD over hot chocolate, 06:55:48 08/28/01 Tue
        Shaking her head in amazement at Stardoe who can be at two places at once.... -- kenamom, taking a potted plant to the invalid Rabid, 09:05:43 08/28/01 Tue