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Date Posted: 14:21:21 12/24/04 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: T'was the night before Christmas
In reply to: CW--that makes two of us 's message, "Blinking in surprise" on 07:20:57 12/24/04 Fri

And all through the 'Ville,
Only KS was stirring
Perchance to kill.

The stockings were hung
by the chimney of the Klub
To make things easier for Santa
Only one stop at the town hub.

The townsfolk were nestled
Three to a bed
By order of the Mayor
"Slumber Party!" she'd said.

Let. Col. John Smith
had just laid down his head,
When a clatter of noise
Made him see red.

Away to the doorway
Unholstering his gun
He tiptoed to the stairwell
He wanted some fun

With KS, who was sneaking
quiet as a snake
To the tree with the presents
She wanted to take.

"An ipod! a rocker! Ooh!
I love this!
The presents unguarded!
What bliss! Oh what bliss!"

Then what to Jon's glaring eyes
should appear
Than a miniature green guy
pouring rootbeer.

The green guy made a gesture
Jon wasn't sure what he'd said.
But he'd swear that it meant
"Go on back to bed.

I'll take care of this."
So off that Jon went.
He had a slight inkling
The green guy was bent.

He'd remembered, he had
When KS was listening to lists
The green guy wanted a woman
And Jon thought that the gist

Was not for sweet kisses
Or warm cuddly hugs
But something more sinister
Involving electricity and bugs!

Jon snuggled in bed,
Back with sweet CW
And back to sleep with a sigh
Knowing KS was in the hands of you-know-who.

The story should end here
But alas, it does not
Because when the 'villains wake up
Will KS be caught?

Or will she be just a sliver
of her former self
Just enough to scrape up
In an urn on a shelf?

Only Bubba knows
And Santa does too
We'll find out when Christmas morning
Dawns sunny and blue.

Until then, my dear friend
Merry Christmas to you
And all you hold dear
As for KS? Boo hoo hoo!

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Replies:

T'was the night before Christmas -- Kande's Sis, 14:23:04 12/24/04 Fri

Later on Christmas Day -- Kande's Sis, 23:52:34 12/25/04 Sat

Should we tell her? -- CW, 21:08:41 12/26/04 Sun
- "You know what this town needs?" asks Kande in a whisper. -- kande, 03:33:51 12/27/04 Mon
  - KS looks down in disgust -- Kande's Sis, 09:59:04 12/27/04 Mon
    - Flying out of the door -- CW, 18:19:47 12/28/04 Tue
      - My Barby! moans Stardoe -- Kande's Sis, 07:50:17 12/29/04 Wed