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Date Posted: 10:06:34 12/30/05 Fri
Author: kande
Subject: As the mayor cracks her new diamond studded whip...
In reply to: Kande's Sis, limping 's message, "KS limps out of the post office" on 20:01:20 12/29/05 Thu

...her new whipping boy cowers in a corner. The Red Speedo Revue are nearby, ready to nab the tourist if he tries to escape.

CW, knitting at her regular table, glances disapprovingly at the tourists. Really, how stupid can these tourists be? The mayoral gift-giving is mentioned in all the guidebooks, to say nothing of the billboards all around town. How dare they come here and think the laws don't apply to them! Serves them right that one of them is the mayor's new whipping boy.

Bubba brings a root beer to IG, who is writing furiously. She has a new MSR idea: Mulder becomes Scully's whipping boy, only Scully can't help but fall in love with his stoic willingness to take the abuse. Kande is reading over her shoulder and making gagging gestures. Alas, the only one who would appreciate her Noromo efforts is her sister. Where is KS, anyway?

Meanwhile, KS is in post-op, reading a magazine. "Ooo! A quiz!" KS motions for JD to bring her a pencil.

As he hands it to her, he quietly asks, "Please don't use all the ink - I may have to give this to the mayor."

"Whatever. There's a really cool quiz in this magazine." KS shakes it at him for emphasis. "Look! 'Is your brother's wife / girlfriend a clingy cheeseball or an ingrown toenail?' These quizzes always give the right answer." KS quickly runs through the questions and tallies her score. "Just as I thought. She's a clingy cheeseball. Honestly, I don't know what that man's problem is. Do you, JD? What my brother needs is an ingrown toenail."

JD bows slightly. "Whatever you say, dear."

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Replies:

While KS is e-mailing her brother the quiz -- Kande's Sis, 11:58:25 12/30/05 Fri
- So you finally got your package from Kande, says the Mayor glumly -- Kande's Sis, 14:51:46 12/30/05 Fri
  - It's not New Year's yet -- Kande's Sis, 06:36:10 01/06/06 Fri
    - Forget New Years, today is the MAYORS BIRTHDAY -- kenamom, who is 44 years old today, and proud of it, 09:16:10 01/11/06 Wed
      - KS lets her head loll -- Kande's Sis, 22:07:41 01/11/06 Wed
        Suddenly -- CW, 11:28:12 01/19/06 Thu
        The next day -- Kande's Sis, 07:48:11 01/23/06 Mon