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Date Posted: 07:10:24 03/09/04 Tue
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Help me! Kande says weakly
In reply to: kande 's message, "Back in her office at the klub..." on 02:59:28 03/09/04 Tue

Kande can't remember the last time she ate. Bubba was slipping food under the door for awhile, but then the files migrated off her desk and he couldn't get through that way. Then he would hand up tofu hot dogs on a stick and Kande would grab them through the window, but now she's uncertain where the window is. She thinks those cookies KS sent her for Valentine's day may have been the last morsel of food that she'd had. She glances uncertainly at the hole she dug yesterday morning under her desk. Sure, she could tunnel back to the library, but what if Rabid was waiting there for her? She can't risk it.

The voice beyond the door breaks through her musings. "Do you need some help in there?" it asks impatiently.

"I said yes! Are you deaf?"

"No need to get huffy." CW and the Mayor give a mighty shove and the papers give enough so that they can get the door open about an inch.

"So that's what happened to all those fines I gave you!" The Mayor's face shines with happiness as she views all the paper. "I trust you're adding everything up and writing a great big check?"

Kande drops her head into her hands and glances at the hole in the floor again. Would it be better to put herself at Rabid's mercy? She looks up and catches a glimpse of the large pile of gifts Bubba is still arranging. Hmm. Probably better not risk it. She reaches over and tries to hand the Mayor a check. "Here, take it. My life savings."

The Mayor grins and grabs hold of the check. Kande holds on. They start a tug-of-war. Finally, the Mayor gives a mighty heave and Kande goes flying through the door with her. Free at last!

Meanwhile...Rabid has hold of the ladder KS is on and is shaking it madly. "Give me back my gifts! I want to open them tomorrow on my birthday!"

"I don't know what you're talking about!" KS screams at her while tightly gripping the top of the ladder and giving swipes at the marquee everytime Rabid swings her by it. "It's my birthday too, you know!"

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Replies:

"Happy birthday to yooooooooo!!!!!!!!" warbles kande. -- kande, wishing a present-filled day for my sister and Rabid, 02:39:32 03/10/04 Wed
- Oh, I know what's wrong, Kande says -- Kande's Sis, 07:07:55 03/10/04 Wed
  - Rabid and KS take Kande down -- Kande's Sis, 07:08:42 03/11/04 Thu
    - Everyone grumbles as they take their seats -- Kande's Sis, 09:03:18 03/13/04 Sat
      - All eyes fixed themselves on the mayor -- CW, 09:28:44 03/14/04 Sun
        Surrounded by dancing dana's and the red speedo revue -- Kande's Sis, 07:06:36 03/16/04 Tue
        Outside the Klub door, Bubba eyes... -- Kande's Sis, 21:57:23 03/16/04 Tue
        Without blinking -- CW, 21:45:39 03/20/04 Sat
        Whew! -- Kande's Sis says, 07:26:40 03/21/04 Sun
        Meanwhile, back at the Klub -- CW, 20:13:01 04/02/04 Fri
        That was booby-trapped! -- Kande's Sis, 22:15:51 04/02/04 Fri
        As the Monopoly Gang -- CW, 19:35:36 04/06/04 Tue
        Because, you see... -- Kande's Sis, 15:59:26 04/09/04 Fri
        Suddenly they all get the message -- CW, 07:03:05 04/10/04 Sat
        Everyone gathers at the Klub for Easter brunch -- Kande's Sis, 09:29:39 04/11/04 Sun
        That was booby-trapped! -- Kande's Sis, 22:17:02 04/02/04 Fri