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Date Posted: 02:59:28 03/09/04 Tue
Author: kande
Subject: Back in her office at the klub...
In reply to: Kande's Sis, hotwiring a Toyota 's message, "Already mad. Crazy as a loon." on 21:34:49 03/08/04 Mon

...kande struggles to open the bottom drawer of her desk. Finally heaving it open, she jabs her hand in the mess and roots around until she finds what she wants. Checking to make sure it's loaded, kande points the flare gun in the general direction of the window and pulls the trigger. The flare bores through mounds of files and paper before shattering the window.

Satisfied, kande leans back on a stack of papers from 2002. "I can only hope that help will arrive soon," she mutters to herself. Somehow, she's not sure how, but somehow she became buried in work. Too much to do and not enough time. Now she's supposed to prepare a "communication strategy" for the klub. As if she knows what one is. All she knows for sure is it doesn't involve a calculator.

Down in the bar, Bubba is arranging the goodies stolen from Rabid's birthday party in such a way as to look like it was all intended for KS. Kande sighs, putting her head in her hands. Why can't her siblings have birthdays at non-busy times of the year? Whenever that is.

Someone knocks on the door.

"Come in!" yells kande. "If you can get the door open, that is."

The door opens a tiny crack. "I saw your flare. Do you need some help?"

kande, who really has been swamped at work. It sucks to be me.

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Replies:

Help me! Kande says weakly -- Kande's Sis, 07:10:24 03/09/04 Tue
- "Happy birthday to yooooooooo!!!!!!!!" warbles kande. -- kande, wishing a present-filled day for my sister and Rabid, 02:39:32 03/10/04 Wed
  - Oh, I know what's wrong, Kande says -- Kande's Sis, 07:07:55 03/10/04 Wed
    - Rabid and KS take Kande down -- Kande's Sis, 07:08:42 03/11/04 Thu
      - Everyone grumbles as they take their seats -- Kande's Sis, 09:03:18 03/13/04 Sat
        All eyes fixed themselves on the mayor -- CW, 09:28:44 03/14/04 Sun
        Surrounded by dancing dana's and the red speedo revue -- Kande's Sis, 07:06:36 03/16/04 Tue
        Outside the Klub door, Bubba eyes... -- Kande's Sis, 21:57:23 03/16/04 Tue
        Without blinking -- CW, 21:45:39 03/20/04 Sat
        Whew! -- Kande's Sis says, 07:26:40 03/21/04 Sun
        Meanwhile, back at the Klub -- CW, 20:13:01 04/02/04 Fri
        That was booby-trapped! -- Kande's Sis, 22:15:51 04/02/04 Fri
        As the Monopoly Gang -- CW, 19:35:36 04/06/04 Tue
        Because, you see... -- Kande's Sis, 15:59:26 04/09/04 Fri
        Suddenly they all get the message -- CW, 07:03:05 04/10/04 Sat
        Everyone gathers at the Klub for Easter brunch -- Kande's Sis, 09:29:39 04/11/04 Sun
        That was booby-trapped! -- Kande's Sis, 22:17:02 04/02/04 Fri