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Date Posted: 17:59:18 07/27/04 Tue
Author: CW who still has not ever been called.
Subject: "All rise"
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "The court will now come to order!" on 07:53:18 07/27/04 Tue

said the bailiff as he suddenly woke up from his mid-morning nap.

As the crowd started to stand, judge Stardoe banged her gavel again and motioned for everybody to sit. "Now THAT is cool" she thought and scribbled a quick note to remind her to try it again later. "At least it works!"

As the crowd sat, Judge Stardoe looked at the lone juror, pointed a finger at her and sternly said "You are the only juror because we are to try the accused in front of a jury of peers. Sorry but you are the only peer we could find."

Scratching his head Bubba thought that HE had dismissed the jury. Looking at Judge Stardoe's raised eyebrow and stern look he realized that he might be suffering from "lost time." "Better check this out with somebody like Mulder" he thought.

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Replies:

Noticing Bubba's spaced-out look -- Kande's Sis, 07:42:35 07/28/04 Wed
- "Let's just say that -- CW still typing with one finger, 22:05:48 07/28/04 Wed
  - Double chocolate chocolate-chip! -- Kande's Sis says softly to herself, 08:23:28 07/29/04 Thu
    - KS struggles to remove the first aid kit from her utility belt. -- kande, who didn't get selected for a jury, 04:47:50 07/30/04 Fri
      - When the mystery man turns to see who's spoken -- Kande's Sis, 21:43:06 07/30/04 Fri
        Stepping between the two -- CW, 20:19:06 08/01/04 Sun