KS pulls on a pair of surgical gloves -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, [4], 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 10:17:58 06/22/03 Sun
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: KS pulls on a pair of surgical gloves
In reply to: kande 's message, ""Cough...cough...hack..." wheezes Kande." on 12:39:10 06/21/03 Sat

"What are you doing?" Kande manages to squeeze out before she's overtaken by a coughing fit.

KS smirks. "You'll see." She adjusts the mask over her face and begins to meticulously arrange her weapons on the table next to Kande. "Scalpel, tweezers, knife, bigger knife, biggest knife, cell phone, AHA!"

Kande shrinks back into her pillow, her face ashen. The curtain next to her is flung back, to reveal the Mayor in a polk-dot cotten tie back hospital robe. She starts to say something and then, she too is overtaken by a coughing fit. Aunt Madge helps her back into bed and gives her a glass of water.

"Hey, where's my water?" Kande demands. KS snaps her finger and adds a pitcher of water to the pile of weapons.

"Chinese water torture, blowtorch, arsenic, grenade..." she continues to intone.

Kande decides to try to reason with her Sis. "Look, be reasonable. I've been deathly ill for over two weeks. Doesn't that count for something?"

KS raises an eyebrow and glances over at the Mayor. The Mayor obediently moans, rolls over, and tosses a fine slip at Kande. Kande picks it up in her shaking hands.

"Two thousand dollars! And I have to have PFC1 & 2 for a monthlong visit in DC when they're teens! Are you insane?" The minute that leaves Kande's mouth she knows it's rhetorical. Of course KS is insane. Everyone knows it, but few live to speak about it.

Kande grimly begins to question whether she's going to make it to her 40th birthday that is only 5 days away.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

Deep in the bowels of the hospital -- Kande's Sis, 07:19:14 06/26/03 Thu
- Suddenly all the curtains slide open -- kenamom, who wasn't really sick, 06:44:10 06/27/03 Fri
  - You ARE wearing underwear, aren't you? -- Kande's Sis's mom asks in horror, 08:14:18 06/27/03 Fri