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Date Posted: 12:39:10 06/21/03 Sat
Author: kande
Subject: "Cough...cough...hack..." wheezes Kande.
In reply to: Kande's Sis asks politely 's message, "The who?" on 07:56:13 06/19/03 Thu

She sits upright and succumbs to a coughing fit. When finished, she slumps over, head in hand.

"And how are we feeling today?" asks an overly perky Aunt Madge.

Kande looks up at her. "You...e-e-e-eck" Kande clears her throat. "Last week I had food poisoning." Cough. "This week I have a sinus infection." Wheeze. "Next week I turn 40." Hack. "What are you doing to me?!"

Before Madge can answer, KS enters the room wearing a top-of-the-line contamination suit. She pulls a little oxygen tank behind her. "Well, sis, I see you're still among the living."

"Barely," kande gasps.

"That's still no excuse."

"No excuse for what?" Kande is alarmed as her sister pulls out several weapons of mass torture and begins tearing off the plastic wrap.

"No excuse for missing the birthdays of my librarian hubby and my first born child."

The ward goes silent. Somewhere, off in the distance, a patient flatlines.

"Umm...will that have any impact on MY birthday?"

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