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Date Posted: 21:13:57 08/24/03 Sun
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
In reply to: kenamom 's message, "The Mayor meets up with Scully in the basement of Shippervilles City Hall." on 18:11:32 08/24/03 Sun

Det is alone in her house watching a rerun of "South Park" and singing along with the characters when the power goes out. "Damn," she grumbles as she goes outside to see if she can figure out what's going on. She's immediately waylayed by Rabid's abductors and taken to their secret hideout. Meanwhile...

"Drat!" KS hits her hand against the arm of the electric chair. She'd just strapped SMH in when the power went out. SMH sighs with relief. Honestly, if she'd known moving out on her roommate would have caused her such pain and grief, she'd never have done it.

KS fumes loudly for a few minutes, then goes and turns on her generator. The electric chair turns on with a snap and a sizzle, and soon SMH has hair that stands up straight on her head. KS turns it off, and SMH slumps forward.

"Goodie! It works!" KS glances out the window of the torture chamber just in time to see the Mayor and Scully hiking off into the mountains. She snickers.

"I knew the Mayor was faking that nap. No one falls asleep that quickly. And that sedate snoring! Usually she brings down the house." KS pats SMH absent-mindedly on the head as she watches which path the two redheads are taking. Snagging on her backpack and CW's artillery belt, she bolts from the downstairs and right smack into CW. "What are you doing here?" KS snaps, as she tries to get around CW.

"The Mayor sent me over here. Didn't you need me?"

"I need my artillery belt back." The two silently exchange belts. "Hey, where's my flamethrower?"

"And where's my weed whacker?"

The two glare at each other for a minute, then put aside their differences and race outside.

"Look! We can see the path by the light of Mars," KS gives CW a quickie astrology lesson as they follow the Mayor and Scully, who naturally don't have a clue they're being followed and therefore can't throw their followers off their scent. It would never, ever occur to either of them to look back and see KS and CW trailing them. Never. Not in a million, zillion years.

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Replies:

A loud buzz comes from Scullys Breasts -- kenamom, checking to see if kande is with us, 20:10:36 08/25/03 Mon
- KS flits from tree to tree -- Kande's Sis, 06:54:02 08/26/03 Tue
  - Meanwhile, back at the klub... -- kande, taking a break from work, 02:56:08 08/27/03 Wed
    - Bubba looks up from his fricasee-o'-tofu -- Kande's Sis, 07:02:43 08/27/03 Wed