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Date Posted: 20:46:12 09/09/02 Mon
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Not realizing that boxer dogs are notorious jumpers
In reply to: CW 's message, "Kande jumps at this" on 08:00:22 09/09/02 Mon

JD and CW herd Sandy into CW's backyard only to see her bound easily over the fence.

"Geez Louise, that dog is half-kangaroo!" CW cries.

"Did someone say kangaroo?" Stardoe pokes her head around the gate. "I know just what to do." Stardoe removes the lasso she has taken to carrying around her gunbelt and begins twirling it over her head. The loop spins through the air and the crowd watches as it goes over Sandy's head in slow motion and then jerks her to a stop. Sweetie's sodden body flies through the air and CW makes a heroic dive to catch it.

"Ugh. Now I know where they get the phrase 'wet as a drowned rat," she tells the crowd in disgust as she gingerly picks Sweetie up by the scruff of her neck and hands the body over to JD. JD silently wraps her in his hankie and takes off at a jog back to the house. The crowd disperses to dress for the breast cancer benefit at the klub.

Back at the klub...Kande and Bubba are being terrorized by a pint-sized PFC 2. Berating the two for being 'coconut heads' and 'boys', she strides back and forth making Powder Puff Girls-type jabs at their knees. Bubba clings to Kande's head while Kande tries to make herself as small as possible to hide behind the bar. Rabid comes in while this is happening to see if Kande has enough ribbons made up for tonight.

"Why...aren't you just the cutest little thing," they hear her coo to the tow-headed terror. "I just can't believe Kande thinks you're evi...ow! Stop! You're hurting me!"

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Later, Stardoe quietly closes the door under the staircase. -- kande, 03:45:04 09/13/02 Fri
- Kenamom moves closer to the structure -- Property assessment tables in hand, 09:15:03 09/13/02 Fri
  - The crowd moves to the periwinkle bush -- Kande's Sis, 21:58:36 09/13/02 Fri
    - A clump of CW's hair is thrown by an unseen hand. -- kande, 13:19:26 09/16/02 Mon
      - Bubba overcomes his despair and throws himself bodily... -- Kande's Sis, 22:00:51 09/16/02 Mon