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Date Posted: 23:00:21 10/31/02 Thu
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Melissa backs into the creature feature room
In reply to: kenamom, still calculating fines.... 's message, "Over at KS/Melissa's Victorian Home" on 09:04:44 10/31/02 Thu

The lights are dim, and as she backs up, something small and slimy slaps her on the neck. Screeching, Melissa picks the small slimy bundle from her neck and flings it across the room. JD peeks his head in the door at the top of the stairs.

"What, pray tell, is all the screeching about?" he hollers at her. "The Halloween party hasn't started yet."

Melissa gives him a weak grin. "It was nothing."

JD disappears and then reappears. "By the way, the frog likes to jump on people and scare them. Watch out for the little bugger."

Melissa eyes the green smear on the opposite wall. "Not any more, he doesn't," she mutters to herself as she looks around for a kleenex with which to wipe up the froggy remains. As she turns, something smacks her in the face. Screaming and frantically windmilling her arms at what she believes to be a mutant mosquito, she catches the heel of her shoe on the carpet and falls over backwards into a flowered loveseat. She feels something crunch beneath her buttocks as her hand connects with the flying object and knocks it to the floor. She peers down at the carpet.

"A hummingbird? What the heck is a hummingbird doing down here?" Melissa puts a hand on the seat of the couch to push herself up and feels a still, furry lump. Twisting, she can just barely see the foot of KS's new favorite hamster lying limply beneath her. She screams again and leaps up, further smashing the hummingbird beneath her heels. She starts propelling herself across the carpet with Hee-Hee the hamster firmly locked between her clenched buttocks as she twists and shakes in an attempt to dislodge her. JD slams open the door at the top of the stairs.

"For God's sake, Melissa, could you pipe down?!" he hollers at her. "Save it for later when we have the haunted house. What are you doing down there anyway?"

Melissa stops and feels the hamster drop between her feet. "Nothing," she calls up sweetly. JD shakes his head and closes the door. Melissa heaves a huge sigh. "I've got to do something with these bodies," she says, looking at the carnage around her. She quickly gathers up the three corpses and looks around for a hiding place. She hears a door slam overhead.

"Honey, I'm home!" she faintly hears KS call out to JD. Quickly Melissa stuffs the bodies into the small refrigerator where KS keeps body parts and then disappears through the trap door of the torture room as Kande, Rabid, and IG crawl through the basement window.

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Rabid snags her sweater set on a rusty nail. -- kande, 03:21:29 11/04/02 Mon
- I mean that literally. -- Kande's Sis informs them seriously., 06:53:23 11/05/02 Tue
  - Meanwhile, gasping for breath, -- CW, 20:22:23 11/07/02 Thu
    - This thing attacked me! Melissa sputters -- Kande's Sis, 08:31:26 11/08/02 Fri
      - I'M OKAY! Det yells..... -- kenamom, returning from term paper hell, 22:05:31 11/11/02 Mon
        KS enters, holding one of her cats -- Kande's Sis, 09:04:03 11/12/02 Tue