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Date Posted: 19:18:38 05/07/03 Wed
Author: Kande's Sis screams at the end of the precipice
Subject: Aaaiiiii!
In reply to: kande 's message, "Kande, KS, and SO bicker over what to do next." on 18:21:50 05/07/03 Wed

"Oh, for Pete's sake, get over here," S.O. drags KS from the window of the gondolo. Far, far, far, far below, the tips of fir trees stir in the wind. KS finally breathes as soon as the gondola sways smoothly into its slip. She immediately takes control.

"Over here to the grizzlies," she tells Kande and S.O. "When no one is looking, we'll cut the gate and let them out. That will cause some havoc." She eyes all the students speculatively, her face beaming with good-natured evil.

Ten minutes later Kande falls to the ground. "I can't feel my nose! Or my feet!" she wails. "You didn't tell me it was so cold in Canada."

S.O. sniffles. "And I'd godda code."

KS glares at the two of them and kicks Kande's tennis shoes. "Weenies. I'm just going to go get those bears and we'll...oh sheesh. Look at that! Now they'll never leave." The two obediently look up where the grizzlies are mating. Kande rolls her eyes while S.O. goes over and stands in front of yet another group of students and makes them shield their eyes.

Thwarted, the sisters and S.O. plod back to wait for the gondola. Kande and S.O. get lattes and peruse the gift shop while KS stands and surveys her soon-to-be-kingdom. "Soon you will be mine, eh?!" she laughs wildly. Overhearing her, Kande motions to S.O.

"Have you noticed KS is starting to talk funny?" she whispers.

"Eh?" S.O. whispers back.
Meanwhile, the Mayor and Shawn are still walking. "Are you sure these Shippervillians aren't just figments of your imagination?" Shawn says sceptically as she limps next to the Mayor. "After all, I don't know anybody else who claims they're from Shipperville. I don't think it's even on the map."

"Of course it isn't!" the Mayor booms at her. "We don't want any more former U.S. citizens than we already have, eh?"

"Eh," Shawn gloomily replies. "I guess, if you say so."

Bubba and B-cubed are wandering around Cate's Park. Just as they broadly and not so subtlely hint to an old lady that the bench she is sitting on is their special bench, B-cubed spies something small and putrid green hiding behind one of the bench legs.

"Mini Bubba?" he asks telepathically.

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Replies:

In case you're wondering: An aside -- Kande's Sis, 20:42:34 05/07/03 Wed
"I'v Got It!" -- A lightbulb goes off over KM's head, 23:26:30 05/07/03 Wed
- Kenamom and SO reach for the hooded sweatshirt. -- kande, 07:57:56 05/08/03 Thu
  - The bears yawn and continue their x-rated activities -- Kande's Sis holding forth on U.S. policy, 08:36:51 05/08/03 Thu
    - "THATS ENOUGH" -- kenamom yells, 09:24:25 05/08/03 Thu
      - As the sisters and S.O. hurtle down the highway -- Kande's Sis, 17:24:06 05/09/03 Fri
        Shawn and the Mayor sip tea in the sunshine... -- kenamom, offering Shawn a little spirit for her tea, 19:11:36 05/10/03 Sat
        The triumphant trio splits up in Portland -- kande, 03:54:08 05/12/03 Mon
        Back at her Oregon retreat -- Kande's Sis, 14:16:38 05/12/03 Mon