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Date Posted: 13:14:57 03/18/02 Mon
Author: kenamom
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Aunt Madge barely gets out the door when Det's eye tumour explodes
In reply to: Kande's Sis, lurching 's message, "KS lurches from her chair" on 07:08:48 03/15/02 Fri

filling the room with sticky grape jelly. Det at first attempts to cover her eye socket and stop the carnage but realising her head has turned into a grape-jelly machine she begins to smile as she sucks off her fingers.

Meanwhile, the hamster exhausts quickly from her short excersize. She drags her eye-stomach over to the little hamster mirror and stares at herself for a long moment. Then standing on two legs she lifts one arm into the air and begins to massage her breast with her little hand. Not feeling anything out of the ordinary she breaths a sigh of relief then begins to massage the other side. Her little eyes go wide as she discovers a small lump. She shivers then double checks, yes indeed, it is a small lump in her right breast. The sweet furry creature's eyes well up with tears.

What can a hamster do?

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I diagnose... -- Kande's Sis, writing tearily, 19:44:09 03/18/02 Mon
- Back at the klub, Bubba is sweeping up after the party. -- kande, 04:31:16 03/22/02 Fri
  - Bubba holds up kande's laundry bag. -- kenamom, 19:18:07 03/23/02 Sat
    - Kande looks out her office window at the picket line below. -- kande, 04:36:54 03/25/02 Mon
      - Sheesh. Again? -- Kande's Sis sighs, 07:01:41 03/25/02 Mon
        KS walks into the angry swarm of aliens, superhero's and professional socialists -- kenamom, hiding in her office., 17:18:22 03/27/02 Wed
        Kay-Ess, who? -- Kande's Sis, 20:50:24 03/27/02 Wed
        At Rabid's declaration, everyone stops what they are doing and the room falls silent. -- kande, 04:05:44 03/28/02 Thu
        Kande, KM, and KS hoot with laughter -- Kande's Sis, 07:35:25 03/30/02 Sat