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Date Posted: 07:08:48 03/15/02 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis, lurching
Subject: KS lurches from her chair
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "A dangerous calm comes over KS" on 09:42:06 03/14/02 Thu

Both her eyes glow a demonic red from pink eye and the right side of her face seems to pulsate from her sinus infection. She presents a fearful sight as she stomps to the front of the stage. IG has been presiding over the marriage of JD and Reyes who are both trussed like pigs in front of her.

IG speedreads over part of the ceremony: "Ifanyoneshouldobjecttothismarriagespeaknoworforever..."

"I object," KS says gently, towering over the cowed IG who promptly drops her Bible and runs for safety.

"Ahhh, you're no fun," Kande stomps her foot from the back. "I could have made a lot of money from this little production."

KS wipes her hands over her glowing eyes and runs toward Kande with her hands outstretched. Shippervillians dive for cover as she passes through them enroute to Kande. "Eek! Pink eye germs!" reverberates throughout the klub.

Meanwhile...back at the hospital, a drooping Aunt Madge has stationed herself next to the sleeping Det's bed in a misguided attempt to appear a caring surgeon, just like the ones on ER. The hamster is in a cage next to her, it's eye rising on its stalk between the mesh of the cage, scanning the room. Det awakes when she hears the thump, thump, thump of the eyeball hitting against the cage when the hamster decides to run on its wheel.

"Er...where am I?" Det asks sleepily.

"The operation was a success!" Aunt Madge tells her triumphantly, patting her hand and preparing to leave. Yeesh, she thinks, it took her long enough to wake up. I have things to do!

"Really?" Det props herself up on her pillows and unwinds the gauze from her eye socket. "But I can't see!" she wails.

"You're not supposed to!" Aunt Madge snaps. "Tumors don't see."

"I have a tumor?" Det queries in a panicked voice.

"Don't be silly, I couldn't waste it," Aunt Madge grumpily informs her.

"It's...it's throbbing," Det says shakily. "Is it supposed to throb?"

"It's going to blow!" Aunt Madge dives for the door.

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Replies:

Aunt Madge barely gets out the door when Det's eye tumour explodes -- kenamom, 13:14:57 03/18/02 Mon
- I diagnose... -- Kande's Sis, writing tearily, 19:44:09 03/18/02 Mon
  - Back at the klub, Bubba is sweeping up after the party. -- kande, 04:31:16 03/22/02 Fri
    - Bubba holds up kande's laundry bag. -- kenamom, 19:18:07 03/23/02 Sat
      - Kande looks out her office window at the picket line below. -- kande, 04:36:54 03/25/02 Mon
        Sheesh. Again? -- Kande's Sis sighs, 07:01:41 03/25/02 Mon
        KS walks into the angry swarm of aliens, superhero's and professional socialists -- kenamom, hiding in her office., 17:18:22 03/27/02 Wed
        Kay-Ess, who? -- Kande's Sis, 20:50:24 03/27/02 Wed
        At Rabid's declaration, everyone stops what they are doing and the room falls silent. -- kande, 04:05:44 03/28/02 Thu
        Kande, KM, and KS hoot with laughter -- Kande's Sis, 07:35:25 03/30/02 Sat