Kande grabs a crutch and begins swinging it around wildly. -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 07:46:25 12/29/01 Sat
Author: kande, hobbling around home on crutches *sniff*
Subject: Kande grabs a crutch and begins swinging it around wildly.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Deep in her drug-induced slumber..." on 09:03:56 12/28/01 Fri

She knocks over a lamp and narrowly misses hitting Bubba in his protruding gut. KS rushes over holding a hypodermic.

"Hold her down!" she commands anyone who will listen. Three Shippervillians rush over to hold kande firmly while KS administers the drug.

"Say," says Detoured, "What's in that?" As her attention is momentarily distracted, kande's right leg jerks and Detoured goes flying into the wall, then bounces off and falls forward into the tray of surgical instruments. She falls to the ground, pinned by a wide array of scalpels. "I'm ok!"

KS stares at her. "This is only a painkiller. Honest."

Kenamom looks at KS. She's suspicious of KS's motives, since KS has never been known to use a painkiller or any type of anesthetic. She grabs the discarded needle, sniffs it, then tosses it aside. "Ew! That's not a painkiller! That's pepto-bismol!"

KS is indignant. "So? So what? Look, you got the watch, didn't you? You've got nothing to complain about. Besides, I have a videotape of you removing the watch from kande's wrist."

Kenamom looks nervous. "Well...as it turns out, that wasn't her new X-Files watch."

Everyone in the klub looks up at this bit of news. So! The X-Files watch is still at large! Hmmm.....

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Replies:

KM fingers the solid gold, diamond-encrusted watch in her pocket -- Kande's Sis, 10:53:56 12/30/01 Sun
- "Oh, for Pete's sake!" says KS. -- kande, 03:52:00 01/02/02 Wed
  - Look, there are little animals running around! -- Kenamom, 08:06:56 01/02/02 Wed
    - The Who's in Whoville are missing and presumed dead! -- Kande's Sis, 18:42:57 01/02/02 Wed