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Date Posted: 21:10:00 01/26/02 Sat
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Meanwhile...back at the klub
In reply to: kenamom 's message, "....meowwwwww......" on 07:22:11 01/26/02 Sat

Bubba takes a tray of grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup up to Kande's office. Knocking softly on her door, he enters to find the room empty. He glances down at his feet to see a note entirely made up of cut-out magazine letters. Setting the tray down on Kande's extremely messy desk, he kneels and picks up the note. He reads: "Roses are red, Scully's so sweet, we have a kitten we want you to meet. Come to the warehouse, down by the river, her cute little face will get you to quiver."

Kitten? Bubba gasps. Knocking over the tray so that the tomato soup runs in rivulets over Kande's latest musical, Bubba races down the steps to his room beneath the stairs. He bursts in and takes trembling steps to the petri dish in the incubator. It's empty! His rapscallion cells that he'd brought back from his planet during his last vacation are gone. Bubba puts his fist to his mouth. The cells must have mutated to the first stage. He moans. When he'd brought them back, all he could think about was the delicacy he'd have when the cells had matured. He'd never expected them to be released at this point.

Quickly, Bubba retraces his steps to the kitchen and begins counting the Red Speedo Revue dancers as they go about their daily kitchen chores. They're all accounted for. Who could have made that horrible scream?

Bubba grasps at his 3 hearts. He realizes it's been a long time since he's seen any of the X-files cast. Please Bubbaleh, he prays to his alien God, please don't let it be John Doggett. KS will have my head, after she tortures me for a very long time.

Resigning himself, Bubba gathers a multitude of weapons and trudges towards the deserted warehouse. If only it's not too late to save his boss. At this terrible stage, the rapscallion cells resemble a small, Siamese kitten. His steps slow. Maybe it's almost too late to save Kande. Maybe it's not too late to PRETEND to save Kande. Yeah, that's the ticket...

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Melissa and [the real] Dogget -- Stardoe, 21:13:51 01/26/02 Sat

As the frozen Doggett/Melissa tableau rolls past Bubba... -- Kande's Sis, 09:10:15 01/27/02 Sun

Bubba begins to drool..... -- kenamom, 09:01:30 01/28/02 Mon
- Come to you-ums mommy, says Kande -- Kande's Sis, 21:48:30 01/29/02 Tue
  - "Of course I know something," snaps Kenamom. -- kande, 04:39:52 01/30/02 Wed
    - Then she sees her sister sobbing in the corner -- Kande's Sis, 19:31:45 01/30/02 Wed