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Date Posted: 22:51:36 02/08/02 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Using her tail like a windshield wiper
In reply to: kande 's message, ""...ok, I want a really big cake with You-Know-Who to pop out..." begins KS." on 04:48:27 02/08/02 Fri

Pattini quickly cleans the Mayor's half-glasses.

"Awwwww," the crowd coos at the kitten's antics. That is, everyone but KS who is jumping up and down, trying to bring the topic back to her party.

"And for my big present, I want..." KS shouts, frantically windmilling her arms so that everyone will look at her. She glances over at Pattini whom she could have sworn was smirking. Yes, yes, that's a smirk! And a forked tongue?

"Your cat's possessed," she informs Kande.

"Possessed of great charm," agrees the smitten Kande. She claps her hands together. "Everyone, we need to clean up this broken glass! We don't want Pattini to get a sliver in her widdle paws."

As the Shippervillians promptly fall to their knees to clean up the mess, Pattini catches KS's eye and slowly spins her head in a complete circle. KS gasps. She looks up to see if anyone else has seen, but they all have their noses to the ground looking for eensy particles. She glances over at Bubba who gives her a significant nod. KS's hand hovers over her assassin's belt. Then she smacks her forehead. It's just a cat! She can't kill a cat. A person, yes. Animal, no.

Watching KS, Bubba sighs. It's up to him, he decides. Like always.

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Replies:

Bubba licks his lips excitedly -- kenamom, 19:07:46 02/10/02 Sun
- She pulls out the "All you need to know about alien grimaces but were afraid to ask" -- Kande's Sis, 06:35:14 02/11/02 Mon
  - Meanwhile over on the curb.... -- Rabid, dropping in to say hi to her cyber twin..., 23:51:10 02/11/02 Mon
    - Kande gives Pattini a good rub behind the ears. -- kande, 03:40:57 02/12/02 Tue
      - Det and IG tippy-toe behind the nearest tree -- Kande's Sis, 20:40:34 02/12/02 Tue
        "WHAT?...and to think I felt really bad about using YOUR name.. -- Rabid(still in the Shipperville neck of the spooky woods), 22:05:08 02/12/02 Tue
        JD gulps as he fingers the warrant -- Kande's Sis, 06:40:09 02/13/02 Wed
        "Hey! Look over there!" Rabid points to a spot behind JD. -- kande, 03:33:17 02/18/02 Mon
        We don't need no stinkin' Mrs. Peel -- Kande's Sis says indignantly, 07:02:48 02/19/02 Tue
        "What do you mean do I have a PASSPORT?" Rabid squeaks.. -- Rabid, in custody, 01:44:58 02/20/02 Wed
        Load up the electrodes, Stardoe! -- Kande's Sis, 16:40:13 02/21/02 Thu