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Date Posted: 07:16:53 09/14/01 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Bubba drags the basket with Rabid and co. to KS's Victorian
In reply to: kande, trying to get back to normal 's message, "Bing-bong! Bing-bong!" on 03:29:24 09/14/01 Fri

Bubba eyes the front steps to KS's porch, then sighs and struggles to lift the basket with Rabid and the sluglets to no avail. Suddenly, a booming voice is heard coming from the speaker next to the doorbell.

"I see you!" the anonymous voice sings out.

Bubba ducks and renews his efforts to hoist the basket onto the front step. Still no luck.

"Put your hands down, lift with your knees, and take the basket right back where it came from," the voice says sternly. "I'm nobody's nursemaid."

Orange sweat pours down Bubba's body and drips onto the sluglets, waking them from a sound sleep. As they begin slowly crawling over the edge of the basket, Bubba starts to edge away. Really, he has no choice. If he goes back to the klub with Rabid and her kin, Kande will skin him alive. Literally. On the other hand...

"Remove that basket with all it's contents, or I will skin you alive. Literally!" the voice booms at Bubba.

Sisters, Bubba thinks with disgust.

"And get those slugs out of my petunias before they're nibbled down to nothing!" the voice adds.

Bubba throws up his hands. So skin me, he lets the person behind the door know by doing an elaborate pantomime. He starts to walk off, when a loud ka-bang is heard. Bubba slams the sluglets back in the basket and takes off down the street, bumping Rabid and slugs behind him in the now-frayed wicker basket.

KS rolls on the floor of the entryway laughing, a burst balloon held in one hand.

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Bubba is pouring rootbeer with one hand, shoveling food into a series of famished and screeching slugs with the other... -- Rabid, in the wicker basket at the Klub, 10:58:08 09/15/01 Sat
- All gasp as KS loses her footing and falls after the sealed device -- Kande's Sis, reporting from the depths of Mt. Krychek, 09:05:46 09/16/01 Sun
  - Kande goes back into the klub and resumes her place behind the bar. -- kande, 04:28:28 09/24/01 Mon
    - The hideous creature moves slowly towards kande -- kenamom, 07:17:52 09/24/01 Mon
      - Knitting furiously, the pair decided that the best thing to do -- CW who has no clue how a k1p1k2p2 would even look., 17:47:06 09/24/01 Mon
        Sounds like a waffle weave to me! (NT) -- kenamom who is taking a quick break from studying, 20:41:21 09/24/01 Mon
        Bubba scurries back with the tea. -- kande, 03:53:51 09/25/01 Tue
        All gather round the melted lump of lead -- Kande's Sis, 20:54:04 09/25/01 Tue
        Just then, Stardoe mosies in after a busy morning mucking out her stables. -- Stardoe, 04:52:14 09/26/01 Wed
        Deep in the bowels of Mt. Krychek -- Kande's Sis, 21:02:34 09/26/01 Wed
        "oh your're right" says Islandgirl -- Stardoe, 04:11:46 09/28/01 Fri
  - Re: All gasp as KS loses her footing and falls after the sealed device -- kryek (moodty), 01:24:03 08/26/08 Tue