Date Posted:07:16:53 09/14/01 Fri Author: Kande's Sis Subject: Bubba drags the basket with Rabid and co. to KS's Victorian In reply to:
kande, trying to get back to normal
's message, "Bing-bong! Bing-bong!" on 03:29:24 09/14/01 Fri
Bubba eyes the front steps to KS's porch, then sighs and struggles to lift the basket with Rabid and the sluglets to no avail. Suddenly, a booming voice is heard coming from the speaker next to the doorbell.
"I see you!" the anonymous voice sings out.
Bubba ducks and renews his efforts to hoist the basket onto the front step. Still no luck.
"Put your hands down, lift with your knees, and take the basket right back where it came from," the voice says sternly. "I'm nobody's nursemaid."
Orange sweat pours down Bubba's body and drips onto the sluglets, waking them from a sound sleep. As they begin slowly crawling over the edge of the basket, Bubba starts to edge away. Really, he has no choice. If he goes back to the klub with Rabid and her kin, Kande will skin him alive. Literally. On the other hand...
"Remove that basket with all it's contents, or I will skin you alive. Literally!" the voice booms at Bubba.
Sisters, Bubba thinks with disgust.
"And get those slugs out of my petunias before they're nibbled down to nothing!" the voice adds.
Bubba throws up his hands. So skin me, he lets the person behind the door know by doing an elaborate pantomime. He starts to walk off, when a loud ka-bang is heard. Bubba slams the sluglets back in the basket and takes off down the street, bumping Rabid and slugs behind him in the now-frayed wicker basket.
KS rolls on the floor of the entryway laughing, a burst balloon held in one hand.
