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Date Posted: 10:58:08 09/15/01 Sat
Author: Rabid, in the wicker basket at the Klub
Subject: Bubba is pouring rootbeer with one hand, shoveling food into a series of famished and screeching slugs with the other...
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Bubba drags the basket with Rabid and co. to KS's Victorian" on 07:16:53 09/14/01 Fri

...while simultaneously tying Rabid's shoelaces in double knots with his right foot when the phone rings...and rings...and rings.

"BUBBA!" Kande bellows gesturing with her Nuclear Arm, "GET THE *&%$# PHONE!"

The harassed alien makes a grap at the phone with his left foot and (out of feet) falls to the floor with a loud boom. The overstressed patrons of the Klub hit the deck in alarm, all except KS who looks around in disgust at the cowed company.

"Oh, for PETE'S SAKE!" KS snaps and striding over to her sister she pulls the pin on Kande's splint. There is a loud series of BEEPS and then with a soft PING the armed portion of the weapon drops into KS's outstretched hand. Kande's arm is now braced by nothing more than the harmless barrel of the device.

"I keep telling you people that IT ISN'T ARMED!" KS says looking distractedly at the reading on the dangerous part of the weapon as she continues to rant, "This is my SISTER, people! You think I'm a barbarian or someth...Ah...hmmm...well...What do you know?...GOTTA GO!"

And with that she dashes out the Klub door...very fast.

Everyone (who has not yet fainted) looks at Kande, who is gazing after her Sis with a frown on her face but seems to be nailed to the spot and (for once) rendered speechless. Bubba is watching KS through the Klub windows with his telescopic vision. She dashes out of town and then with extreme caution places the item in her hands in a lead container, fills the container with concrete and lowers it into the abandoned mine shaft on Mt. Krycek.

Bubba knows that the Mt. Krycek mine shaft is over 1000 ft deep. But he also knows that it already contains many suspect items from KS and Stardoe as well as a few questionable batches of Kenamom's Homemade Jam. He immediately says the standard Alien Prayer #63 that begins "Oh Great One! You are wiser than I! But if I may ask one small favor...I ask that you do NOT nudge this collection of chemicals toward sentient evolution."

Rabid/Raeann
who just doesn't want that nasty device around anymore.

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Replies:

All gasp as KS loses her footing and falls after the sealed device -- Kande's Sis, reporting from the depths of Mt. Krychek, 09:05:46 09/16/01 Sun
- Kande goes back into the klub and resumes her place behind the bar. -- kande, 04:28:28 09/24/01 Mon
  - The hideous creature moves slowly towards kande -- kenamom, 07:17:52 09/24/01 Mon
    - Knitting furiously, the pair decided that the best thing to do -- CW who has no clue how a k1p1k2p2 would even look., 17:47:06 09/24/01 Mon
      - Sounds like a waffle weave to me! (NT) -- kenamom who is taking a quick break from studying, 20:41:21 09/24/01 Mon
        Bubba scurries back with the tea. -- kande, 03:53:51 09/25/01 Tue
        All gather round the melted lump of lead -- Kande's Sis, 20:54:04 09/25/01 Tue
        Just then, Stardoe mosies in after a busy morning mucking out her stables. -- Stardoe, 04:52:14 09/26/01 Wed
        Deep in the bowels of Mt. Krychek -- Kande's Sis, 21:02:34 09/26/01 Wed
        "oh your're right" says Islandgirl -- Stardoe, 04:11:46 09/28/01 Fri
- Re: All gasp as KS loses her footing and falls after the sealed device -- kryek (moodty), 01:24:03 08/26/08 Tue