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Date Posted: 12/ 9/04 9:18pm
In reply to:
El
's message, "Re: For Mark - Forgetful Man" on 12/ 9/04 8:06pm
That is awesome. If he needs a personal trainer let me know. I'll take him out and get him ripped. Is he the UK version of Anthony Edwards? If so, I saw him in Jet Pilot, the English version of Top Gun.
>Its my brother-in-law, you know, just in case that
>wasn't got by anyone a few posts ago, he's an actor
>'n' shit, he's going to be in Casualty, which is the
>England version of ER but a bit less flashy, well, a
>lot less flashy really. And he was also in the Pizza
>Hut advert
>
>>yes
>>
>>
>>>Look, I'm not saying that I'm the authority on
>>> But I am saying that I am the authority on comedy.
>>>That being said, your joke was funny. Also, not
>>>enough comedians explain their jokes anymore. It's
>so
>>>hard to really get a joke these days. Are you with
>me
>>>fellas?
>>>
>>>
>>>>I am never doing stand up again.
>>>>
>>>>Although I thought of a good joke. I was talking to
>>>>someone about how infrequently I get laid, and I
>said
>>>>something like "when I finally do pull my 'lucky'
>>>>condom out of my wallet and open it, I'll notice it
>>>>says 'proudly manufactured in the 13 colonies'".
>>>>
>>>>See, because like it's been a long time since there
>>>>were 13 colonies, and so like that means it's been a
>>>>long time since I got laid. So, yeah, hahahah.
>>>>
>>>>I don't think anyone but Sean would even attempt to
>>>>like that joke.
>>>>
>>>>>speaking of hating the retarded, what's up with the
>>>>>next stand up act?
>>>>>
>>>>>>No, thanks for the ADVERT. The ADVERT is great.
>I
>>>>>>love that ad-VERT-is-mint.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I just don't like the fighting. Especially around
>>>>>>Christmas. I try not to say insensitive things
>>>>around
>>>>>>this time of year.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Except that I hate handicapped people and the
>>>>>retarded.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Hey you started it with all your moaning and
>>>>>whingeing
>>>>>>>"I want to see the Forgetful Man advert, why
>can't
>>>I
>>>>>>>see the Forgetful Man advert, Eleanor, I'll do
>>>>>>>anything if you get me the Forgetful Man advert,
>>>can
>>>>>>>you get me the Forgetful Man advert" and on and
>on
>>>>>and
>>>>>>>on .....
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Fuck. Fuck this is getting DANGEROUS. EVERYONE
>>>>>JUST
>>>>>>>>STEP OFF.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Just mind your own business
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>The part where he said, "Eleanor's sisters
>>>>husband
>>>>>>>is
>>>>>>>>>>the best sisters husband in the world."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>what don't you understand fuckwit?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Huh? I tried so hard to get that but huh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Eleanor's sisters husband is the best
>>sisters
>>>>>>>>>>husband
>>>>>>>>>>>>>in the world.
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