| Subject: Re: For Mark - Forgetful Man |
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El
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Date Posted: 12/ 9/04 8:06pm
In reply to:
Heinz Guderian and the Blue Notes
's message, "Re: For Mark - Forgetful Man" on 12/ 9/04 7:58pm
Its my brother-in-law, you know, just in case that wasn't got by anyone a few posts ago, he's an actor 'n' shit, he's going to be in Casualty, which is the England version of ER but a bit less flashy, well, a lot less flashy really. And he was also in the Pizza Hut advert
>yes
>
>
>>Look, I'm not saying that I'm the authority on comedy.
>> But I am saying that I am the authority on comedy.
>>That being said, your joke was funny. Also, not
>>enough comedians explain their jokes anymore. It's so
>>hard to really get a joke these days. Are you with me
>>fellas?
>>
>>
>>>I am never doing stand up again.
>>>
>>>Although I thought of a good joke. I was talking to
>>>someone about how infrequently I get laid, and I said
>>>something like "when I finally do pull my 'lucky'
>>>condom out of my wallet and open it, I'll notice it
>>>says 'proudly manufactured in the 13 colonies'".
>>>
>>>See, because like it's been a long time since there
>>>were 13 colonies, and so like that means it's been a
>>>long time since I got laid. So, yeah, hahahah.
>>>
>>>I don't think anyone but Sean would even attempt to
>>>like that joke.
>>>
>>>>speaking of hating the retarded, what's up with the
>>>>next stand up act?
>>>>
>>>>>No, thanks for the ADVERT. The ADVERT is great. I
>>>>>love that ad-VERT-is-mint.
>>>>>
>>>>>I just don't like the fighting. Especially around
>>>>>Christmas. I try not to say insensitive things
>>>around
>>>>>this time of year.
>>>>>
>>>>>Except that I hate handicapped people and the
>>>>retarded.
>>>>>
>>>>>>Hey you started it with all your moaning and
>>>>whingeing
>>>>>>"I want to see the Forgetful Man advert, why can't
>>I
>>>>>>see the Forgetful Man advert, Eleanor, I'll do
>>>>>>anything if you get me the Forgetful Man advert,
>>can
>>>>>>you get me the Forgetful Man advert" and on and on
>>>>and
>>>>>>on .....
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Fuck. Fuck this is getting DANGEROUS. EVERYONE
>>>>JUST
>>>>>>>STEP OFF.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Just mind your own business
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>The part where he said, "Eleanor's sisters
>>>husband
>>>>>>is
>>>>>>>>>the best sisters husband in the world."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>what don't you understand fuckwit?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Huh? I tried so hard to get that but huh?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Eleanor's sisters husband is the best
>sisters
>>>>>>>>>husband
>>>>>>>>>>>>in the world.
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